Wednesday, 5 August 2009
06:41:56 PM (GMT)
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
1.Your name? KENDALL
A girl that acts like a blonde or is. She can get super hyper that her friends are
usually scared. She is EXTREMELY pretty and older guys want to go out with her.
2.Your age? 15
As seen on How I Met Your Mother, used in reference to your cards in a game of
blackjack, but about the bang-ability rating of a girl. In blackjack, a player says
"hit" if he wants another card. Trying not to go over 21, 15 can be a bad hand,
because the blackjack player isn't sure if he wants to hit or not.
3.One of your friends? TORI
someone of great nature, beauty, ediquette, and intellegent. often reffered to in
the sense of a godlike being
4.What should you be doing? CLEANING
The act of shoving everything in a closet and calling it decent.
5.Favourite colour? PURPLE
Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to
them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.
I'm from Louisiana.
We're as deep south as they come and we have the funniest accent you've ever heard,
but you love it.
We shouldnt even qualify as the south because when you come here, you enter another
country. When you ask for a coke we ask "what kind?" and its not a sub or a hoagie,
its a po-boy. Our beaches are contaminated and there are 8 different pronunciations
of the word "water." Its New Orleans not "New Orleeens" and we use north and south to
tell directions, not left and right. No one knows how to use a blinker, and you can't
make a left turn anywhere in the city. We love our LSU tigers although there are
still some Tulane fans, and Skip Bertman will ALWAYS be our baseball coach, no matter
if he's dead or alive. We shoot firecrackers when they say "the rockets red glare" in
the National Anthem and the Saints will always be our team (even when they win the
super bowl...we'll complain about how long it took). I don't care where you live, you
can't beat our seafood (especially the crawfish) and nothing is good without a little
tony cacheries on it. I'm from LOUISIANA and no matter if our schools are failing,
our politics are dirty, and our biggest city is underwater, there AIN'T no place like
7.Month of you birth? MARCH
The month in which all sexy, drop dead gorgeous women are born.
8.Last person you talked to? SANDY
One of the only people on this earth that truly cares about life. Does not lie to
anyone and especially not to herself. She stays true to herself.Nothing can
compare to this person. She is everything.
9.One of you nicknames? TIMOTHY
a very, very fancy pornstar. using words such as precisely, of course, indeed etc.
[woohoo! i'm a pornstar!]