Sunday, 26 July 2009
04:31:11 PM (GMT)
So,last night was pretty much the best night ever.
First of all,it was my best friend's birthday party.It was pretty great.Tash turned
14,which means she's not into pampers anymore.
I'm going to tell everyone how it went.
Okay.So first of all,it was me,Tash,Kar,and Desmond.And then Andrew came along.And
then Brendan came along.
Desmond's feet smell really bad,and Brendan is a total horndog.
ANYWAY.We all hung out in the camper for a while(where the "sleepover" took
place),and then we decided to go outside for a while.
We walked down the road screaming and waking old people up.Literally,some old chick
came out of her house to see what the fuck was going on.
And then we went to Ultramar and I HAD to buy Brendan a sub and an energy drink.
And then I hopped on a garbage can and he kept coming over to like rape me. o__o
And yeah.And then we came back and just hung out some more.And then Brendan got all
depressed and whatnot,and we had to like drag him out of the camper.
But then he said "I'm tired,and if you don't go away I'm going to cum all over the
AND then he turned on some pr0n and had a boner and asked me and Karissa to fix it.
YEAH.LIKE I SAID.TOTAL HORNDOG.LULZ.
Anyway,we pulled an all-nighter,but I fell asleep at like 8 or 9 and woke up again at
AND NOW I'M SOON LEAVINGGGG.NUUUU.