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OMEGLE;; OHGODCategory: (general)
Wednesday, 15 July 2009
07:01:32 AM (GMT)
My brother told me to write a lot of this;

You: The Pinga fairy is gonna eat your crack cows!
Stranger: Hi there.
You: :3
Stranger: Oh noes!
Stranger: What do I do?
You: You have to hide them. Your mother is the BEST place. Pinga faries FEAR them.
Stranger: Okay.
Stranger: Done. The cows are with my mom.
You: WAIT. Did you milk the crack first?!
Stranger: Always, dude. My family has been raising crack cows for generations.
You: Oh. Then you're perfectly safe. u-u nice doing business with yah.
Stranger: What are the Pinga fairy's weaknesses?
You: Hairy vaginas. THE ONES THAT TALK!
Stranger: My vagina's shaved!
You: CRAP! You better hide too. You probably SMELL like the crack cows. The smell is
enough to attract them!
Stranger: Oh noes!
Stranger: Should I strip off all of my clothes?
You: No use. There's only ONE way to get rid of the smell.
Stranger: What?
Stranger: Okay!
Stranger: I"m jumping into the pond of cow poo.
You: Nah, I was joking. That doesn't help at all. You could have gotten by with a
quick shower.
Stranger: Shit!
Stranger: What do I do now?
You: Well, I know what I do. I attack you. CAUSE I'M A PINGA FAIRY. And I just ate
ALL of your crack cows.
You: kthnxbai
You have disconnected.

‹ENVY ! ?;; XXX-R a t e d Baby ♥ ViewersUnderaged› says:   15 July 2009   357126  
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more
interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m/f?
You: Possibly male.
You: : }
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I love people.
‹♥lexxie♥츄~› says :   15 July 2009   495525  
AHA. Wow. (:
I like doing that.
Saying I'm male.
They always leave. xD

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