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Messy LunchesCategory: (general)
Thursday, 30 April 2009
05:42:15 PM (GMT)
Nothing grosses me out! Just the other day, my patient was suffering from severe
poop blockage. And i was on my lunch, and i was eating a yummy sandwich my wife,
wonderfulASS made  And, i had no choice but to treat my patient on my lunch
break. So, i came, with one sandwich in my hand, and  a medical  device in the other.
So i continued to plunger the patients anal tube, while eating my sandwich. The
nurses thought it was odd, but I really liked my sandwich. As I plunged in deeper,
fecal matter bursted right out of the patients anal region. The nurses got hectic, I
told everyone to calm down, and offered them a piece of my sandwich. But, they didn't
want it.
More for me!  I continued eating, even with fecal matter all over my labcoat. But,
I gotta admit, it was a GREAT sandwich!!!

‹♥Morgan_Like_Thunder♥› says:   30 April 2009   488927  
Severe poop blockage? You mean constipation?
DR_Horn_E_Burger says :   30 April 2009   119447  
Yuppers but thats what we call it in the medical field as a joke.


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