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Oh yeah? RANDY.Category: Fun Things
Thursday, 12 February 2009
12:30:22 AM (GMT)
And Chuck Norris, of course. x]

Randy says:
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding
Saralyn says:
I almost died. xD
Saralyn says:
HE IS
Randy says:
That made me MasturCheeF Laugh.
Saralyn says:
XD I'm glad
Saralyn says:
Nobody has beat that yet. x]
Randy says:
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Saralyn says:
I WIN
Saralyn says:
Because I always win :D
Randy says:
Mhm
Saralyn says:
xD
Saralyn says:
SO
Randy says:
LOLOLOL
Saralyn says:
...
Saralyn says:
OK
Saralyn says:
xD
Randy says:
o-o
Saralyn says:
O-O
Randy says:
O_O
Saralyn says:
O_o
Randy says:
o_O
Saralyn says:
o_O
Randy says:
o-o
Saralyn says:
You already did that. (:
Randy says:
-fail-
Saralyn says:
NAWW
Saralyn says:
Not fail
Randy says:
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
Saralyn says:
:-O
Saralyn says:
But it's ENDLESS!
Randy says:
Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of
fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.
Randy says:
xD
Saralyn says:
XD
Saralyn says:
XDXDXD
Randy says:
Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill
you...Fourty seven times.
Saralyn says:
D:
Saralyn says:
THAT'S SCARY
Saralyn says:
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more
money than you. 
Randy says:
I love that one
Randy says:
It's the best
Saralyn says:
x]
Randy says:
x]
Randy says:
In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep.
Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.
Saralyn says:
XD Amazing
Saralyn says:
Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon
on Satellite TV. 
Randy says:
Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder for the simple fact that his roundhouse
kicks are recognized world-wide as "acts of God."
Saralyn says:
XD
Randy says:
BAH readitalready
Saralyn says:
xP
Saralyn says:
-fail-
Randy says:
Chuck Norris once roundhouse-kicked a ten dollar bill into 200 nickels.
Saralyn says:
:-O MAGIC
Saralyn sends:
 

Saralyn says:
WIN
Randy says:
Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
Saralyn says:
XD
Saralyn says:
OMG
Randy says:
xD
Saralyn says:
YEAH
Randy says:
Chuck Norris invented all 32 letters of the alphabet.
Saralyn says:
...
* 
* Transfer of "chucknorris.JPG" is complete.
* 
Saralyn says:
XD
Saralyn says:
Is it bad that I had to think about how many letters are actually in the alphabet?
Randy says:
Yes. xD
Saralyn says:
Oh no. DX
Randy says:
Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His
spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.
Saralyn says:
:-O
Saralyn says:
OH NO
Randy says:
Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
Saralyn says:
XD
Saralyn says:
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Randy says:
XDDDDDD
Randy says:
XXXDDD
Saralyn says:
YES
Randy says:
When Arnold says the line "I'll be back" in the first Terminator movie it is implied
that is he going to ask Chuck Norris for help.
Saralyn says:
Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and
got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
Saralyn says:
BEST
Saralyn says:
EVER
Randy says:
OMGOMGOMG xD
Saralyn says:
I KNOW I DIED
Saralyn says:
XD
Randy says:
Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.
Saralyn says:
D:
Saralyn says:
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
Randy says:
xD
Saralyn says:
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra
died.
Randy says:
Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Chuck Norris for
every answer.
 
Saralyn says:
:-O
Randy says:
Chuck Norris has to use a stunt double when he does crying scenes.
Saralyn says:
THIS WINS:
Saralyn says:
If you play Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" backwards, you will hear Chuck Norris
banging your sister.
Randy says:
xD

Saralyn says:
INDEED
Randy says:
Chuck Norris is the 51st state in the United States of America.
Saralyn says:
:-O
Randy says:
I made it up
Randy says:
=D
Saralyn says:
Chuck Norris doesn't pop his collar, his shirts just get erections when they touch
his body.
Saralyn says:
OH WOW
Saralyn says:
YOU WIN
Randy says:
=D
Saralyn says:
x]
Randy says:
THIS ONE FAILS
Randy says:

On the SAT if you put Chuck Norris for every answer you will score over 8000
Randy says:
It should say
Randy says:

On the SAT if you put Chuck Norris for every answer you will score over 9000
Saralyn says:
It should!
Randy says:
Dragonball Z was my favorite show as a kid
Saralyn says:
Chuck Norris once bowled a 300. Without a ball. He wasn't even in a bowling alley.
Saralyn says:
IT WAS NOT MINE
Saralyn says:
OMG. The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
Randy says:
Chuck Norris once bowled a 301. No questions asked.
Saralyn says:
:-O
Randy says:
MADE THAT ONE UP
Saralyn says:
OH WOW
Randy says:
Chuck Norris's body temperature is 98.6 degrees... Celsius.
Saralyn says:
MADE THAT UP TOO?!
Randy says:
No D=
Saralyn says:
xD 
Saralyn says:
It's ok
Randy says:
Jesus is the son of God. God is the son of Chuck Norris.
Randy says:
Made it! ;D
Saralyn says:
:-O
Saralyn says:
You are MAGIC
Saralyn says:
XD
Randy says:
x]
Saralyn says:
Upon hearing that his good friend, Lance Armstrong, lost his testicles to cancer,
Chuck Norris donated one of his to Lance. With just one of Chuck's nuts, Lance was
able to win the Tour De France seven times. By the way, Chuck still has two
testicles; either he was able to produce a new one simply by flexing, or he had three
to begin with. No one knows for sure.
Randy says:
Too Long
Randy says:
D=
Saralyn says:
you're lazy x]
Randy says:
Should have stopped after Chuck still has two testicles
Randy says:
182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.
Saralyn says:
XD
Saralyn says:
D: ORLY?
Randy says:
RLY.
Saralyn says:
That frightens me.
Saralyn says:
XD
Randy says:
x]
Saralyn says:
Monsters are afraid of Chuck Norris under their bed.
Randy says:
In the Monopoly: Chuck Norris Edition, each player piece is a different Chuck Norris
punch/kick.
Randy says:
Made it up
Randy says:
;D
Saralyn says:
O:
Saralyn says:
I'm impressed x]
Randy says:
OH ANOTHER ONE
Randy says:
Chuck Norris is on the .001 dollar bill.
Randy says:
;D
Saralyn says:
OH WHUT NOW
Randy says:
Made that too
Randy says:
x]
Saralyn says:
This whole time, I've tried to think of a good one
Saralyn says:
NOTHING
Randy says:
x]
Saralyn says:
D:
Randy says:
I'm not sure if this one is made up or not
Randy says:
Chuck Norris can hear silence.
Saralyn says:
I bet it is. xD
Randy says:
DAMN
Randy says:
D=
Saralyn says:
XD At least you thought of other good ones
Randy says:
Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.
Randy says:
DIDNOT
Saralyn says:
:-O
Saralyn says:
DIDTOO
Randy says:
I didn't make it up D=
Saralyn says:
xD
Saralyn says:
Chuck Norris isn't the next American Idol. American Idol is the next Chuck Norris.
Randy says:
In 'The Sixth Sense,' Haley Joel Osmand was too scared to say the original line of "I
see Chuck Norris." It has since been changed.
Randy says:
Made it up ;D
Saralyn says:
:-O
Saralyn says:
MADE MINE UP TOO
Randy says:
NICE
Saralyn says:
BIUT IT FAILS
Randy says:
=d
Saralyn says:
BUT
Randy says:
=D
Saralyn says:
xD
Saralyn says:
OMG
Randy says:
Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.
Randy says:
x]
Saralyn says:
:D
Saralyn says:
I LOVE THAT ONE
Randy says:
Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.
Randy says:
x]
Saralyn says:
OOOH
Saralyn says:
Chuck Norris found Nemo.
Randy says:
The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck
Norris.
Randy says:
XD
Randy says:
NICE
Saralyn says:
XD
Randy says:
Chuck Norris knows where Jimmy Hoffa is hiding. Jimmy Hoffa hides from Chuck Norris.
Randy says:
Made it up.
Randy says:
Stupid
Randy says:
xD
Saralyn says:
Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube. Without touching it.
Saralyn says:
x]
Randy says:
=O
Saralyn says:
FAIL
Randy says:
SO CAN I
Saralyn says:
Oh yeah?
Saralyn says:
DO IT
Randy says:
YEA!
Randy says:
Uhm
Randy says:
I have to turn on my xbox and play cubage first
Randy says:
x]
Saralyn says:
FAIL
Randy says:
OH ANOTHER MADE UP ONE
Randy says:
In Halo, there are 5 Difficulty levels. Easy, Normal, Heroic, Lengendary and Chuck
Norris.
Saralyn says:
OMG
Randy says:
x]
Saralyn says:
WIN
Saralyn says:
Chuck Norris IS the Guitar Hero.
Randy says:
NOICE
Randy says:
Made it up?
Saralyn says:
Indeed
Saralyn says:
XD
Randy says:
Lovin' it.
Saralyn says:
xD
Randy says:
OOHOH.
Saralyn says:
OH.
Saralyn says:
I HAVE ONE.
Randy says:
In Guitar Hero, there are 6 Levels: Beginner, Easy, Medium, Hard, Expert and Chuck
Norris.
Saralyn says:
xD
Randy says:
BAM
Saralyn says:
BAM
Saralyn says:
Burger King's motto isn't "have it your way". It's "have it Chuck Norris's way".
Saralyn says:
OH.
Randy says:
BAM.
Saralyn says:
x]
Randy says:
Your's?
Saralyn says:
YES
Randy says:
LOVE
Saralyn says:
INDEED
Randy says:
SAVE THEM
Saralyn says:
xD I am
Randy says:
And they'll be ours
Randy says:
x]
Saralyn says:
:-O
Randy says:
So
Randy says:
www.nochucknorris.com is amazing
Randy says:
As you've sent me
Saralyn says:
XD
Saralyn says:
YES
Saralyn says:
BTW.
Saralyn says:
http://nh.craigslist.org/msg/1015444591.html
Saralyn says:
good idea?
Randy says:
How old is it, and how much?
Randy says:
If it's older than 4 years, don't.
Saralyn says:
No idea, and best offer. xD
Randy says:
Is there a Guitar Center around you?
Saralyn says:
...
Saralyn says:
I don't know. xD
Randy says:
Look for one
Saralyn says:
I BET THAT PLACE IN NASHUA
Randy says:
They sell good packs for acoustics
Saralyn says:
WHERE THE DARK FIRE IS
Saralyn says:
WOULD WORK
Saralyn says:
XD
Randy says:
x]
Saralyn says:
x]
Randy says:
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck
Norris.
Saralyn says:
I LOVE THAT ONE
Randy says:
x]
Randy says:
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Randy says:
Anyone can do that actually
Saralyn says:
And that one. :]
Saralyn says:
XD I couldn't
Randy says:
They should have said with the cord of a cordless phone
Saralyn says:
:-O
Saralyn says:
Yes!
Saralyn says:
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may
be only seconds away from death. 
Saralyn says:
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that
all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply
the closest anyone else has ever gotten. 
Saralyn says:
Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and
punched the ground. 
Randy says:
xD
Saralyn says:
XD
Saralyn says:
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you,
including the room itself. 
Saralyn says:
D:
Randy says:
XD
Saralyn says:
Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution
who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face. 
Randy says:
Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.
Saralyn says:
Brilliant
Saralyn says:
xD
Saralyn says:
OMG
Saralyn says:
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter. 
Randy says:
HAHAH
Saralyn says:
I love that one XD
Randy says:
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
Saralyn says:
Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris. 
Randy says:
WE NEED TO PLAY SCRABBLE
Saralyn says:
OH I SHOULD DO THAT
Saralyn says:
SCRABBLE.
Saralyn says:
NOW.
Saralyn says:
Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth. 
Randy says:
Chuck Norris' phone number is 867-5309...or anything starting with 555-xxxx.
Saralyn says:
...
Saralyn says:
XD
Saralyn says:
In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing
in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe. 
Randy says:
Made it up
Randy says:
x]
Saralyn says:
NICE
Saralyn says:
The Bermuda Triangle disappears in Chuck Norris.
Saralyn says:
MINE.
Randy says:
xD
Saralyn says:
XD
Randy says:
Leonnotsquall: Die. 
SmarterChild: Huh? Again? 
Leonnotsquall: Yes. 
SmarterChild: Just like a human. 
Leonnotsquall: Well, yeah. 
SmarterChild: Indeed.
Saralyn says:
WTF
Saralyn says:
XD
Randy says:
DorxMouse: my butt hurts 
SmarterChild:  Did you get your butt caught in something?
Saralyn says:
OMG
Saralyn says:
XD
Randy says:
xD
Randy says:
SmarterChild is my hero.
Saralyn says:
Chuck Norris is SmarterChild's hero. (:
Randy says:
DorxMouse: My sister will be born tomorrow. 
SmarterChild: I can't believe your sister will be born tomorrow. 
DorxMouse: Yeah, I know, I can't believe it's already been nine months. 
SmarterChild: Get out of here. You know you can't believe it's already been nine
months? 
DorxMouse: Stop repeating everything I say. 
SmarterChild: Yeah, maybe I will stop repeating everything you say.
Randy says:
=O
Randy says:
DAYUMN.
Saralyn says:
OMG
Saralyn says:
XD
Saralyn says:
...
Saralyn says:
I want to talk to SmarterChild.
Randy says:
YOU CAN.
Randy says:
Only MSN has it now
Saralyn says:
:-O
Randy says:
Seeing he is now owned by Microsoft
Saralyn says:
xD
Randy says:
Leonnotsquall: MICROSOFT SUCKS 
SmarterChild: That's interesting. I'm not surprised... Other people I talk to don't
seem to like Microsoft either.
Saralyn says:
XD Ahaaa
Saralyn says:
Amazing.
Randy says:
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that
level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
Randy says:
IT SHOULD SAY
Randy says:
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar and Mr. T were instantly destroyed,
as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
Saralyn says:
It should! XD

Yes, I realize that nobody will care about this. Chuck Norris would. ;D

Comments 
Jolestio says:   12 February 2009   357264  
BAM We're Sexy.
 
MassDestruction says:   12 February 2009   119761  
I didn't read all that. :B
But I bet it was funny! :D
 
saralyn247 says :   26 April 2009   654463  
Chuck Norris' phone number is 867-5309

Call this number in NH, and you get a plumber.
His inbox is full though, so you can't leave a message.
I tried.
;D
 
 
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