Saturday, 12 July 2008
07:59:32 AM (GMT)
So I haven't done the whole diary thing in...a while. I geuss it's because I'm lazy
and I'm the queen of procrastination. School is out now, I'll be starting 10th grade
in August. Ah freshman year was...uneventful...well it was for me anyways. Everyone
else is a drama-llama, I geuss it's because mongooses like me aren't really affected
by that stuff. Unless it's a snake, in which case it's our job to DESTROY them. Even
though I'm only part mongoose, you see the government has turned me into a
mongoose-human hybrid in hopes of something...maybe they were just bored, whatever.
But yeah so that means that my though process is like that of a mongoose, while I
retain my human qualities. fucking turkeys....
I feel bad for turkeys, always trying to be something they're not. Turkey ham, Turkey
sausage, turkey bologna, etc. I mean come one turkeys! You've got your own thing
going for you, you don't have to be another meat to be cool!
You know those Kinoki footpad things? the ones they advertise on tv? yeah those are
the ones. Well I wonder if a crack head uses them, will there be crack on the foot
pad in the morning? Well the answer is NO because they don't work. It's all a big
sham so don't buy them, and they probably give you cancer or something.
I'm pretty sure I've lost all readers at this point...
Why the hell are you still reading this? It's just a bunch of senseless rambling from
some wierd chick that thinks the government made her part mongoose. It's not mongoose
it's probably just a brain tumor making you go bonkers...fucking nut...
Damn I'm mean to myself, I'll have to kick my ass later...