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lol this is funny you have ot read it.Category: funny/weird/random
Monday, 26 May 2008
04:13:25 AM (GMT)
Benign......................
  Bacteria
cafeteria.
  Barium
patients die.
  Cesarean Section
  Catscan
  Cauterize
  Colic.
  Coma
  D&C
  Dilate
  Enema
  Fester 
 Fibula.
  G.I.Series
  Hangnail
  Impotent
  Labor Pain 
  Medical Staff
  Morbid
  Nitrates
  Node
  Outpatient
  Pap Smear
  Pelvis
  Post Operative.
  Recovery Room.
  Rectum.
  Secretion
  Seizure.
  Tablet
  Terminal Illness
  Tumor
  Urine
  Varicose

Think you kno what these words mean.
read this and see how wrong you were


 Benign..........................What you be after
you be eight.
  Bacteria........................Back door to
cafeteria.
  Barium.........................What doctors do when
patients die.
  Cesarean Section..........A neighborhood in Rome.
  Catscan........................Searching for Kitty.
  Cauterize.....................Made eye contact with
her.
  Colic...........................A sheep dog.
  Coma...........................A punctuation mark.
  D&C............................Where Washington is.
  Dilate...........................To live long.
  Enema..........................Not a friend.
  Fester..........................Quicker than
someone else.
  Fibula..........................A small lie.
  G.I.Series....................World Series of
military baseball.
  Hangnail......................What you hang your
coat on.
  Impotent......................Distinguished, well
known.
  Labor Pain...................Getting hurt at work.
  Medical Staff................A Doctor's cane.
  Morbid........................A higher offer than I
bid.
  Nitrates......................Cheaper than day
rates.
  Node..........................I knew it.
  Outpatient...................A person who has
fainted.
  Pap Smear...................A fatherhood test
  Pelvis...........................Second cousin to
Elvis.
  Post Operative.............A letter carrier.
  Recovery Room...........Place to do upholstery.
  Rectum......................Damn near killed him.
  Secretion.....................Hiding something
  Seizure........................Roman emperor.
  Tablet.........................A small table.
  Terminal Illness..........Getting sick at the
airport.
  Tumor.........................More than one.
  Urine..........................Opposite of mine.
  Varicose......................Near by/close by
Last edited: 26 May 2008

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Attack_My_Flying_Monkeys says :   28 May 2008   958663  
thats goofy

 
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