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Sunday, 3 February 2008
04:55:44 PM (GMT)
Pregnancy

 
An 18 year old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months. 
Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. 
The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. 

 
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, 'who was the pig that did this to you? 
I want to know!'

 
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, 
a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man 
with grey hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of a 
Ferrari and enters the house. 

 
He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them:
'Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem.
I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. 
I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life. 

 
Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, 2 retail stores, 
a townhouse, a beach-front villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account. 

 
If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a 
$4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory 
and $2,000,000 each. 

 
However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?'

 
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a 
hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, 'you gonna try again.'

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