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What swear words really mean( so funny)Category: Funny Blogs
Sunday, 25 November 2007
09:11:30 AM (GMT)
wut swarewords rely mean
you must read all the way through!

mom calls the husband a 'bastard'

and then the dad calls the wife a 'bitch'

and billy goes to his mom and says 'mom what's a bitch and a bastard?'

and the mom says 'well, a bitch is a lady and a bastard is a gentlemen'

and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears 'Put your
penis in my vagina!'

So Billy goes to his mom and says 'mom whats a penis and vagina?'

His moms says 'Well Billy, a penis is a hat and a vagina is a coat'

and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says 'shit'

and billy said 'Dad, whats shit'

And then his dad says
'Well billy, shit is a type of Shaving cream '

and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and
says 'fuck!'

and then billy says to his mom 'Mom whats fuck?'

'Well billy fuck is a way of cutting the turkey'

and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says

'Hello bitches and bastards, may i take your penis's and vaginas,
my dad's upstairs wiping shit off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen fucking the

puppyprincess says:   25 November 2007   956825  
that is funny............ and weird (no offence)
iloveshopping101 says:   25 November 2007   527962  
non taken i glad u think it is funny
snugglebug606 says:   12 January 2008   424872  
luv it hahahahahahaha lol
beautiful_babie_girl_2 says :   24 June 2009   753151  
that very funnny

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