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Friday, 9 November 2007
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Nine Dangerous Phrases Women Use

1.)  Fine:  This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and
you need to shut up.

2.)  Five Minutes:  If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.  Five
minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch
the game before helping around the house.

3.)  Nothing:  This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you
should be on your toes.  Arguments that begin with "Nothing" usually end in "Fine".

4.)  Go Ahead:  This is a dare, not permission.  Don't Do It!

5.)  Loud Sigh:  This isn't actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men.  A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why
she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about Nothing.  (Refer
back to #3 for the meaning of Nothing.) 

6.)  That's Okay:  This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to
a man. "That's Okay" means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and
when you will pay for your mistake. 

7.)  Thanks:  A woman is thanking you.  Do not question, or Faint.  Just say you're

8.)  Whatever:  Is a women's way of saying SCREW YOU!

9.)  Don't worry about it, I got it:  Another dangerous statement, meaning this is
something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it
herself.  This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?"  For the woman's
response refer to #3.

Send this to all the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if
they remember the terminology.

Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, 'cause they know it's

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