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Monday, 23 July 2007
12:29:09 PM (GMT)
6 reasons not to mess with children.

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because
even though it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was
physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him." 

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were
drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.

As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing

The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."

The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will
in a minute." 

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six
year olds.

After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is
there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"

Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shalt
not kill."

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them
each to buy a copy of the group picture.

"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say,
'There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael; he's a doctor."

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher; she's

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the
matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know,
would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."

"Yes," the class said.

"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position, the blood
doesn't run into my feet?"

A little fellow shouted,
"Cause your feet ain't empty."

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for
lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and
posted on the apple tray:

"Take only ONE. God is watching."

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile
of chocolate chip cookies.

A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

It doesn't matter how many people you send this to, just remember if it made you
laugh, your friends will laugh too.

Tali_Curosii says :   1 July 2009   752453  
Top reason not to mess with kids:
they have guns nowadays


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