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::...Virgin Joke...::Category: humor
Thursday, 24 May 2007
07:31:54 PM (GMT)
::...Virgin Joke...::
 The virgin girl is on the phone and asks her boyfriend to come

over and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a

big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that

after dinner, she would like to go out and have sex forthe first time.

* * * * * * * * *

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex

before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get

some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and

the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.

He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and


* * * * * * * * *

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many

condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family

pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he

thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

* * * * * * * * *

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents

house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm

so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

* * * * * * * * *

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table

where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly

offers to say grace and bows his head.

* * * * * * * * *

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,

with his head down.

* * * * * * * * *

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

* * * * * * * * *

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the

girlfriend leans over and whispers to the

boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

* * * * * * * *

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your

father was a pharmacist."

Dragonfly01 says:   24 May 2007   633617  

I was like ummmmmmm does he have like a problem?
Then when the joke was like finished i was like wow....
Its like one of those "Now what" commercials...
or one of those chew it over with twix commercials...
kagra says:   24 May 2007   595662  
wow lol 
i didnt get it at first but then when i finished it i get it
‹shii-chan♥› says:   24 May 2007   382231  
the dad was the pharmacist!!
jackjack789 says:   3 June 2007   727285  
LOL that is soooo funny
crimson_wings says:   3 June 2007   285174  
need time to breath *still laughing* so funny
yelp72 suggests:   4 June 2007   944887  
really ur good u rock its funny i know right us another one plz
holyangel says:   4 June 2007   922225  
Dreamgirl204 says:   4 June 2007   315635  
Omg that is so embarrasing!
animelova says:   4 June 2007   726647  
LOL wow..*still laughing also* man...Hahaha LMAO
Supergirl121 says:   6 June 2007   182429  
funny really really funny
geturownlife says:   21 June 2007   942662  
wow you have a shit load of funny stuff
‹Your.Fatal.Attraction› says :   27 June 2007   827958  
lol thats so funny

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