Thursday, 12 April 2007
08:35:50 AM (GMT)
When God made girls He was so proud. When God made boys He was so upset. When
God made me He was just showing off!
Wait for the boy who will drop everything for you at any time of the day just to see
you. Wait for the boy that will make an ordinary moment seem magical. Wait for the
boy that you can't help but smile when you see, and when he smiles, you know he needs
you. Wait for the boy who will be your best friend. the one who wants to show you off
to the world even in your sweats with no make up...but most of all, wait for the boy
who will put you in the center of the universe, because he is obviously the center of
The only boy who deserves you is the on who thinks he doesn't.
There once was a boy who wanted to be really smart. So that night he wished upon a
star and in the morning he was a girl.
Mental anxiety, Mental breakdowns, Menstrual cramps, Menopause... Did you ever notice
how all our problems begin with Men?
I am on a quest to the deepest darkest corners of my room in search of what some
would call "a floor" a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for
a may not return alive
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else
Boy meets Girl...Boy likes Girl, Girl likes Boy, Boy kisses Girl, Girl hates Boy, Boy
hates Girl, Girl likes Boy, Boy still hates Girl.... isn't that just my luck??
Find a Penny, pick it up, and all day long you have a penny
Experience is the hardest teacher, it gives you the test first and then the lesson.
I hope your life is like toilet paper, long and useful.
I'd rather be hated for who I am than to be loved for something I'm not.
if life hands you lemons squeeze them into a squirt gun and shoot someone in the