Monday, 2 April 2007
09:35:30 AM (GMT)
Heres a true story tht happend 50 years ago. This isn't chain mail so don't worry.
soz bout spelling mistakes and grammar
Two people were on there honey-moon and were in the car when they ran out of petrol.
The man told the woman tht he would go it was just 2 miles away so at the most he'd
be an hour.
So she stayed waiting in the car and soon got bored so turned on the radio.
"WARNING CLOSE ALL WINDOWS AND DOORS THERE IS A LOONITIC ON THE LOOSE!" The person on
the radio repeated.
she locked all the doors and then settled down again. She waited two hours then
decided she would turn on the radio again. The same thing was repeated over and over
Then she heard a noise.
DRIP DRIP BANG BANG DRIP DRIP BANG BANG DRIP DRIP BANG BANG! iT kept repeating. It
was coming from the roof but she stayed where she was.
Then she saw a man walking upto her window. he tapped on the window. she stayed where
she was. then he took soemthing out of his pocket. it was a police identity badge she
got out but he told her not to look backa s they walked to his car. Unfortunatly she
did and there on top of the car was the loonatic with her husbands head banging it on
the cars roof.