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What Cuss Words Really MeanCategory: (general)
Sunday, 7 January 2007
11:53:09 PM (GMT)
The mom calls the husband a "bastard"

and then the dad calls the wife a "bitch"

and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a bitch and a bastard?"

and the mom says "well, a bitch is a lady and a bastard is a gentlemen"




and then later billy goes outside and hears his neighbors, and hears "Put your penis
in my vagina!"


So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a penis and vagina?"



His moms says "Well Billy, a penis is a hat and a vagina is a coat"

and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "Shit"


and billy said "Dad, whats shit"

And then his dad says
"Well billy, Shit is a type of Shaving cream "


and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and
says "fuck!"


and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats fuck?"

"Well billy fuck is a way cutting the turkey"


and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says


"Hello bitches and bastards, may i take your penis's and vaginas,
my dad's upstairs wiping shit off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen fucking the
Turkey"

Comments 
zamia says:   7 January 2007   267696  
LOL THAT IS FUNNY
MewMewTenshi says:   8 January 2007   564474  
uh WOW thats a lot of cursing and by the way I know what all of those
words mean and yes I am only 12
ItsMehx3 says:   8 January 2007   295455  
thats bad....but its funny as heck!
chickster123 says:   14 January 2007   816851  
OMG THATS SOOOO CUTE!!! AND FUNNY!!!!! lol but wouldnt the parents
tell the kid not to say those words??? hmmmm.
Iesha210 says:   14 January 2007   484266  
OMG THAT WAS SOOOO FUNNY I'M LIKE ROLLING ON THE FLOOR!!!!!!!!!
finerzz says:   15 January 2007   699132  
lollllllllllllllll
grindme says:   15 January 2007   827266  
i know this joke
kristin1228 says:   22 January 2007   983823  
lol, sucks that we have the same out fit on but cute and funny!!!send
me more!!!
animelova says:   22 January 2007   817355  
lmao tht is funny!!
catlover03 says:   4 February 2007   982392  
that is so hilarious!!!!!!
missmary says:   17 March 2007   268246  
LOL that is funny!!!11
sarbear says:   5 April 2007   497818  
thats funny
happyme says:   5 April 2007   173154  
STOP SWAERING
HOTTIE77 says:   6 May 2007   299279  
THAT IS SO FUNNY
‹EvaHEROIN› says:   14 May 2007   342441  
thats funny lol loved it
 
‹yeahitsLEIGH♥› says:   14 May 2007   216915  
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHIN LOOOOL
 
adriana says:   16 May 2007   543419  
HA HA HA HILARIOUS STEF KEEP UP THE FUNNY
FerretMasta says:   4 June 2007   685934  
funny
I_love_kirk_4_ever says:   4 June 2007   397699  
:D lol thats sooo funny! fucking the turkey, lol
starwarschick says:   10 June 2007   932429  
That's both wrong and hilarious at the same time.
Itallian_babe says:   11 June 2007   847489  
omg haha
that's funny
Glamgurl says:   3 July 2007   747671  
hahaha that's hilarious!
MAGGIE101 says:   4 July 2007   635929  
omg that is sooooo funny!!!!!
GBLuvr says:   9 July 2007   522516  
That's funny rofl
U_Know_Me says:   20 July 2007   468226  
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
cant stop laughing
Autumn_Dreamx3 says:   21 July 2007   526499  
Someone said that joke to me before!
^^ But It still CRACKS ME UP! LMAO
finerzz says:   21 July 2007   231316  
haha im like messing around with my voice comments
MindyAnna says:   25 July 2007   578957  
thats funny
lol
saralyn247 says:   25 July 2007   588782  
omg that's so funny! fucking the turkey... hilarious!
 
‹Puppeh.› says:   23 August 2007   476777  
*Laughs A little bit*

:3
 
‹CrimsonMugiwaraFairy› says:   23 August 2007   565487  
lol XD
 
k_1 says:   23 August 2007   892816  
that is funny write another
RikkuMayli says:   24 August 2007   474961  
Umm... weird...
Uneek says:   1 December 2007   382468  
oh wow 0;
CLOVER555 says :   22 August 2008   771342  
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !!!!!!!!!!
 
 
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