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Things I've learned after 15 years and three quarters.Category: (general)
Monday, 17 October 2011
04:30:40 AM (GMT)
- While changing a pad/tampon, don't face the toilet. Girls will think you are a
male.

- Name brand clothing only matters in middle school

- Middle school is fucked up in general

- Every guy wants to kiss his girlfriend

- Raves are where I belong

- I want to live in Toronto, Canada because Scott Pilgrim lives there

- Your older brother will call you a hipster if you love tea and MGMT

- Certain instruments require large fingers, which I lack

- Your parents know nothing about you, yet, they know so much (Scary)

- Preps overreact when you take their smartphone away

- I can live without my phone, I passed the test this Summer

- I hate preps with a passion

- Don't bring your prized possessions to school. When I was in Elementary school, so
many things were stolen from booger-puss heads

- Tylenol cures my every pain

- Straightening hair and bleaching causes bad split ends

- Mirrors and cameras hate me

- The only eyeshadow color I can wear is green because my eyes are a stupid color

- Each generation is getting shorter, more underdeveloped and more annoying.
Seriously, you're 12, remove your makeup and go back to playing Barbie. And wear more
clothes before you get raped. 

- Guys are much more sensitive about their hair than girls. If you don't notice their
new hair, they'll get mad and start crying because "How could you?"

- My baby face helps me get away with things

Uhh...

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