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Saturday, 15 October 2011
03:20:08 AM (GMT)
[ ]1. Smoked?
[ ]2. Drank alcohol? 
[ ]3. Cried when someone died? 
[ ]4. Been drunk?
[ ]5. Had sex?
[x]6. Been to a concert?
[ ]7. Given a handjob/gotten a handjob?
[ ]8. Given a blowjob/gotten a blowjob?
[/]9. Been verbally/sexually harassed?
[ ]10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody?
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 98.5

[x]11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up? (I've probably been felt up. Knowing the
people I'm forced to live around with.)
[x]12. Laughed so hard you cried?
[ ]13. Cheated on a boyfriend/ girlfriend before?
[ ]14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/ girlfriend?
[ ]15. Been to prom?
[ ]16. Cried at school?
[x]17. Gotten lost in a Wal-Mart or a department store?
[ ]18. Went streaking?
[ ]19. Given or received a lap dance?
[x]20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room?
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 94.5

[ ]21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over? 
[ ]22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house?
[ ]23. Kissed a stranger
[x]24. Hugged a stranger?
[ ]25. Went scuba diving?
[x]26. Driven a car? (Learning early, bitch. Learning early.)
[x]27. Gotten an x-ray? (My mom claims she doesn't knwo what I'm talking about, but
they x-rayed my head when I was little. And my arm. when I broke it. From diving off
the trampoline into the grass.)
[ ]28. Hit by a car? 
[ ]29. Had a party?
[ ]30. Done serious drugs?
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 91.5

[ ]31. Played strip poker/darts?
[ ]32. Got paid to strip for someone? 
[ ]33. Ran away from home?
[x]34. Broken a bone? (Again, left arm.)
[x]35. Eaten sushi? (HOLYFUCK I LOVE SUSHI SO MUCH)
[ ]36. Bought porn? 
[/]37. Watched porn? (I'm sorry, but the damn pop-ups won't fucking leave me alone.)
[ ]38. Made a porn?
[x]39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex?
[?]40. Been in love? 
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 87

[ ]41. French kissed?
[x]42. Laughed so hard you couldn't breathe?
[x]43. Cried yourself to sleep?
[ ]44. Laughed yourself to sleep?
[x]45. Stabbed yourself? (I wouldn't call it stabbing. I remember doing it to see
what would happen in first grade, though.)
[ ]46. Shot a gun?
[ ]47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day?
[x]48. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours? (I played MySims Agents for 8 hours and 50
minutes, minimal breaks. I think that counts.)
[x]49. Been online for 9 consecutive hours? (Fuckyes. I remember the day, too.)
[ ]50. Watched an animal die? 
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 82

[ ]51. Watched a person die?
[ ]52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present? 
[x]53. Pranked somebody?
[ ]54. Put somebody in the hospital? 
[ ]55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out?
[x]56. Kissed somebody of the same sex? (If it counts for anything, I think we were
nine and I kissed Stacy goodnight on the cheek at a sleepover at Alisa's house.)
[x]57. Dressed punk?
[x]58. Dressed goth?
[x]59. Dressed preppy? 
[ ]60. Been to a motocross race?
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 77

[x]61. Avoided somebody? 
[ ]62. Been stalked?
[ ]63. Stalked someone?
[x]64. Met a celebrity?
[x]65. Played an instrument? 
[x]66. Ridden a horse?
[x]67. Cut yourself? (I promise, I stopped for a good long time.  )
[ ]68. Bungee jumped?
[ ]69. Ding dong ditched somebody?
[ ]70. Been to a wild party?
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 72

[ ]71. Got caught stealing something?
[x]72. played spin the bottle (Actually, it was spin the Wii remote. Though not much
kissing happened. Only a peck on the cheek for Kyle.)
[ ]73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend?
[ ]74. Went out with your friend's crush?
[ ]75. Got arrested? 
[ ]76. Been pregnant?
[ ]77. Babysat?
[x]78. Been to another country? (CANADA. Woo, I travel everywhere. lD)
[ ]79. Started your house on fire? (I was fucking close, once.)
[ ]80. Had an encounter with a ghost? (Encounter? I'm pretty sure I haven't. Sensed
them? Definitely.)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 70

[x]81. Had a sexual thought about someone? (Ah fuck, who hasn't?)
[X]82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by? (I
never thought I'd get such a sweet boy, either<3)
[ ]83. Cried over a member of the opposite sex?
[ ]84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months? (HAHAHAHA OH I'M SUCH A WHORE.)
[x]85. Sat on your butt all day?
[x]86. Gotten told you have a nice butt? (By: my mom, my brother, my neighbor, my
"sister". Mostly not sexual, except my neighbor. He's looking to get some. He's 82.
The dude likes telling me in the summer that I fill out my bathing suit well.)
[ ]87. Had a job? 
[ ]88. Gotten cut from a sports team?
[ ]89. Been called a whore? 
[ ]90. Danced like a whore? 
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 66

[ ]91. Been mistaken for a celebrity
[x]92. Been in a car accident? 
[x]93. Been told you have beautiful eyes? 
[x]94. Been told you have beautiful hair? 
[ ]95. Raped somebody?
[x]96. Danced in the rain?
[ ]97. Been rejected? 
[ ]98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying?
[x]99. Punched someone? (HELL YES.)
[ ]100.Been raped? (Lol yup, by Ture and Armen. xD JKJK.)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 61

Honestly, I don't know what the percentage is of. xD

Comments 
‹You Take The Breath Right Outta Me› says:   15 October 2011   944943  
i think you should avoid your neighbour.....
 
Kablammo_Dude says:   15 October 2011   161504  
I agree. Unless you really like that 82 year old action.... :O
 
‹~(Shaywee)~› says :   15 October 2011   700150  
@sasukechandler 
@Kablammo_Dude 
RIGHT? Oh my god. Every time I need to borrow something to bake a
friggin' cake I go over there and he chews my ear off for twenty
minutes. Last time, he came up to me, asked me if I had braces on the
top and the bottom, and pulled my lips apart to look at my mouth. o.O
He invites me into his fucking basement for pie. AND. His computer in
his basement has a bunch of pictures of the girls in his family,
including myself, a HUGE box of tissues, and a big trash bucket under
the desk. 
No. I hate 82 year old action. I swear to god it didn't count as my
first kiss. I swear to fucking god. 
 
 
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