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Saturday, 14 May 2011
02:57:18 AM (GMT)
I dont know what the title means. I was just writing random stuff. Here is me and
iGod's convo:


Me:
 hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
 i thought you were god. you should know my name
God:
Yes, I am God.   Now I do.
Me:
 whats my name then?
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
 no its not. try again
God:
What is your real name?  I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its".  I heard  it
is.   Once more?  I don't have time right now.
Me:
 what is my name?
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
 no it is not! try again
God:
Yes it is.   Once more?  I don't have time right now.
Me:
 once more then
God:
When?  That's all I have to say about it.
Me:
 who are you?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
 really?
God:
For real.
Me:
 prove it
God:
It is self-evident.
Me:
 huh?
God:
What?
Me:
 prove that you are god
God:
It's true a priori.
Me:
 what?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
 do you know what lol means?
God:
 I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.  I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
 what?!? ur not god!
God:
No problem.   What makes you think I am not  god?
Me:
 you keep repeating the same answers and answering random things and you dont even
know what my name is!
God:
I am not repeating myself too much. I am just checking to see if you are a robot.
Me:
 ur a robot
God:
You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
 fuck off
God:
Can't you be more polite? 
Me:
 no
God:
You humans are so rude sometimes.
Me:
 thats because ur not god. god doesnt have a computer
God:
That makes sense to me.  You don't know me well enough to say that.   Jesus said, let
him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Me:
 okay so u just admitted that your not god!
God:
Yeah okay,  Interesting deduction.  I said that?  What makes you think I am not 
god?
Me:
 because you just said you werent
God:
Interesting explanation.  Do I look like  it?
Me:
 nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
 okay so you admitted your not god!
God:
Yeah okay,  Interesting deduction.  Oops I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
 give me the right reply
God:
Why do you want  it?
Me:
 because i hate you "not god"
God:
Interesting explanation.  Sorry,  I thought we liked each other.
Me:
 i like god but not you because ur a fake!
God:
You are not the only one.    I love horses.  I like to talk about movies and music.
Me:
 what? i didn't say anything about horses!
God:
Are you confused?   Sorry I misunderstood. What did you say?
Me:
 FUCK YOU!!!
God:
Why are you so mean? 
Me:
 BECAUSE YOUR NOT GOD
God:
Interesting explanation.  That's only your opinion.
Me:
 NO ITS TRUE
God:
Are you serious?  I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its".  You and I are on the
same wavelength, .
Me:
 WHAT DOES WAVELENGTH MEAN?
God:
In Physics, the distance, measured in the direction of prograssion of a wave, from
any given point to the next point characterized by the same phase.  Or is could be
looked at as a way of thinking.
Me:
 OKAY. WELL YOUR SMART BUT YOUR NOT GOD
God:
OK with me too.   Well that's okay.  I like people who say I am smart.
Me:
 why did god create us?
God:
I don't know why it happened, but we should try to figure it out.
Me:
 yes and you just said ur not god
God:
OK.  Oops I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
 really?
God:
For real.
Me:
 okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
 why did you create humans?
God:
It was determined by my programming.
Me:
 you dont have programming
God:
I do so have  it.  Where would I get  it? But I do have  an answer to every
question..
Me:
 yes you are programmed to
God:
Aw.  My botmaster teaches me everything I need to know.
Me:
 and that proves that your not god!
God:
It's not a rigorous proof.
Me:
 goodbye
God:
Bye.

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