Thursday, 2 September 2010
10:31:24 PM (GMT)
How many people have you kissed in the past 12 months?
Have you ever done anything illegal?
- Maybe. Shut up.
Would you rather spend a whole day with your mom or your dad?
Where will you be 12 hours from now?
- At my house, getting ready for school.
Is it easy for others to make you feel awkward?
- It's usually quite the opposite.
Do you know what you are going to wear tomorrow?
- Kind of.
Who do you wish you were with right now?
- Him, him, her, her. Can I get a whoop-whoop for replacing names with pronouns?
Is it easy for people to make you smile?
- Sure, because I'm polite like that.
Does anyone hate you for no reason?
- No one that I know of.
Can you make yourself cry?
- I'd have to try pretty fucking hard.
How many hours of sleep did you get last night?
Is your life simple or complicated?
- Complicated. It gets more and more complicated every day, for fuck's sake.
Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
Have you ever been too drunk to remember anything?
- I don't remember.
How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?
Do you know anyone who lives in Wyoming?
- STEVEN HYDE! Wait no, that's Wisconsin. Fuck.
Have you ever kissed someone whose name starts with a C?
Have you ever been out past curfew?
What are you doing tonight?
- Homework, your mom, sleeping, your mom, nothing else, I think, OH WAIT, YOUR M--
Are you easily confused?
Do you think you would make a good parent?
- I hope so.
What is your favorite kind of ice cream?
- Mint chocolate chip. Omnom.
What was your last place of employment?
- YOUR MO--
Are you taller than 5 foot 4 inches?
- I don't know. I can't remember the last time I measured myself.
Is your current hair color your natural hair color?
What color are your socks?
Has anyone ever borrowed something from you and never returned it?
- Yes. GIVEITBACKBITCH.
True or False: Everything happens for a reason.
Do you ever keep arguing when you know you're wrong?
- Depends on the person. If she/he is a dumbass, and I know I can get away with it by
pretending I'm verbose and throwing in immensely long words to my sentence, to puzzle
and possibly intimidate them, then I attempt.
The last time I took this survey, I wrote:
"No. I just shut up 'cause I own a sense of common sense which is currently
growing cobwebs and has atrophied."
WHOA, PAST SELF. YOU KNOW WHAT ATROPHIED MEANS?
How was your day?
- Fine. Get the fuck out.
When was the last time you fought with your number one on your top?
- I don't remember. I can't remember if we've fought, like ever.
When was the last time you wrestled?
How is your hair?
- Fine. Get out.
Do you like your first name?
Last time you ate a grilled cheese sandwich?
- There is a tremendous gap between the day I last ate a grilled cheese sandwich and
Well the moroseness of my mood just increased, didn't it?
Name something great that happened today?
- I...um. Walked a lot.
Have you ever passed out on the bathroom floor?
Do you like your life as of now?
- Not really.
Who was the last person to hold your hand?
- Zarriah. No, um, Francisco. Wait, wasn't it Zarriah? No, it was Fran.
Fuck, I don't know.
Have you ever dyed your hair?
- No. And I don't plan to.
Who makes you happy most?
- You. Marry me, now.
Regret doing anything in the past week?
How many kids do you want?
- Two? I'll settle for one. Or five. Millon.
Have you ever been cheated on?
- I hope to God not.
How do you feel right now?
- Fatigued, lazy, and I've got a killer headache.
Will this weekend be a good one?
- Probably not.
Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Have you ever kissed anyone whose name started with L?
Have you ever kissed anyone whose name started with D?
Do you drink coffee?
- Yes. I love coffee.
Do you crack your knuckles?
- On occasion. I'm trying to cease all knuckle-cracking.
What where you doing 20 minutes ago?
- I don't remember. Going home, I believe.
Does anyone call you babe?
Ever pee in public?
- Not recently. I hope not, at least.
Are you ticklish?
Who's car were you last in?
- Tita Paz's.
Last thing you drank?
- Kiwi strawberry Snapple.
What were you doing at midnight last night?
Where does most of your family live?
- In the Philippines. (Extended family.)
Did you kiss or hug anyone today?
Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?
- I have, but I don't plan to act on it.
Are you named after your parents or grandparents?
- Both my parents.
Have you broken a bone?
What was the last reason you went to the doctor for?
What can't you wait for?
Are you bored right now?
- Sort of, yeah.
If your ex said they hate you, you say?
- "Love you too."
Have your parents ever smoked pot?
- I don't think so.
Do you want someone out of your life?
Do you tend to rip the wrapper off water bottles?
- In moments of extreme boredom.
Who was the last person who called you?
- My mom. Get text, you ass.
Are you good at giving directions?
Rent a movie or go to movies?
WE'RE NOT GONNA PAAAAAY, WE'RE NOT GONNA PAAAAY, LAST YEAR'S RENT, THIS YEAR'S
That was lame. Excuse me.
Has anyone told you they missed you?