[ ] You have eaten fish food. 
[x] You have eaten dog food.
[ ] You have eaten cat food. 
[ ] You have run into a glass door. 
[x] You have eaten an ant
[x] You have eaten grass.
[ ] You have licked a tree.
So far: 3

[x] You have polka dotted underwear. 
[x] You have pink underwear.
[ ] You had contests with your friends to see who can create the nastiest burp.
[ ]You have screamed a random word in public. 
[ ]You wave at people you don't know. 
[ ] You have flushed the toilet because you were bored. 
[x] You have slapped yourself out of boredom. 
So far: 5

[x] You sing the "FUN" song. 
[x] You hold conversations with a pillow, blanket, stuffed animal etc. 
[ ] You dream of llamas coming out of peoples' butts. 
[x] You think people who eat brains are cool.
[ ] You sing karaoke even though you know you're horrible 
[ ] You know how to spell "supercallafragalisticespialadosious" by heart. 
[ ] You make up your own words and use them with people who have no clue what they
mean. 
So far: 8

[ ] You have a new haircolor every 5-7 months.
[ ] You have striped socks and you have wore them so people can see them.  
[ ] You have hugged a random person.
[ ] You have ran up+down the stairs cuz u were bored
[ ] You have created a puppet show with your socks out of boredom. 
[ ] You have imagined people saying "bla" and blowing up. 
So far: 8

[x] You just tried imagining people saying "bla" and blowing up. 
[ ] You are addicted to the Anamaniacs themesong.
[ ] You are addicted to "The Pinky and the Brain" theme song.
[ ] You have stared at your ceiling for over 10 minutes. 
[x] You talk to yourself. 
[ ] You have conversations with your imaginary friends. 

TOTAL: 10

Count them all up, and multiply by 3.

Okay, tbh but those STATEMENTS were stupid. C: