Saturday, 3 April 2010
07:17:20 AM (GMT)
Whos your number 4: Alex Sutherland
Whos your number 1: Austin Shipman
Whos your number 3: Robert Vall
Whos your number 2: Kate Schmalle
What is your relationship to number 4: He's like a brother.
What is your relationship to number 1: Best friend.
What is your relationship to number 3: He's like a brother.
What is your relationship to number 2: Bottom bitch, yada mean?
What would you do if #1 turned into a fish: Let him swim in orange juice.
Have you ever pictured any of them naked: I have pictures of one of them naked.
Do you WANT to see any of them naked: I already saw one naked.
Have you ever imagined being bf/gf to #3: No.
If so, why: He's a dude.
If you were in a relationship with #2, do you think it would last: I dunno'.
If you could spend a whole day with one of them, who would it be: 3, Robert and me
are the most alike.
Which one is more like you: 3, Robert.
Does #4 turn you on: He wishes.
What about #3: He wishes.
And #2: She wishes.
Also, #1: He wishes.
Which one do you get along with better: I get along with all of them.
Which one do you talk to the most: 3, Robert.
Lets talk about number 1. . .
Where did you meet them: Poulsbo Middle School.
Was that a good day: Yes sir.
Do they like carrots: He loves them.
Do they like orange juice: FUCK YES.
Do they like coffee more: No.
What type of coffee: I said no.
Whats their favorite movie: Pineapple Express.
Do they like TV: He doesn't have cable.
Are they single or taken: Taken, Oceana Disanti.
Is that a good or bad thing: Good, Oceana's amazing.
Number Two seems interesting. . .
Is this one your brother or sister: No.
How old are they: 14.
Do they make things fun: She tries.
Are they female or male: Female.
Do they like Justin Timberlake: She had the hugest crush on that fag last year.
What about fruit: Sure.
Does the movie House of Wax strike their interest: I dunno'.
Is this person sexy: Hell yeah.(;
Would you ever lick this person: L-l-l-l-l-lick her like a lollipop.
If not, why: I would.
Number three sounds sexy. . .
How long have you known this person: Since last year.
Is that good or bad: Good.
Does this person like empanadas: I dunno'.
Whats their favorite color: Purple.
Do they fantasize about anyone that you are aware of: Asha Davis, his finacee.
If you could do anything to this person, what would it be: Awkward. Probably make him
Does this person have any interest in vegetables: He loves brocolli.
Oh is that right: It is.
This person is sexy, aren't they: He has pepperoni nipples.
Number four is orgasmic. . .
Do they have the same name as you: No.
Who is this person: Alex Suthland.
Oh thats nice: Yeah.
Do they like Atreyu: He hates them.
Whats their eye color: Bright brown/orange/gold/amber.
Is it hot: Hell yeah.
What's their view on steroids: They're bad, mmmkay.
I think number four may be my favorite. What do you think about that: He's one of
Is this person too hot to handle: Yeah dawg.
Can I get their number: Fuck you, kid. You're a faggot.
Which one is more. . .
Attractive: 2, Kate.
Nice: 4, Alex.
Sweet: 2, Kate.
Funny: 1, Austin.
Manly: 3, Robert.
Feminine: 2, Kate.
Random: 1, Austin.
Tasty: All of them.
Considerate: 4, Alex.
Conservative: 4, Alex.
Quiet: 1, Austin.
Outspoken: 3, Robert.
Hard-working: 3, Robert.
Intelligent: 3, Robert.
Observant: 1, Austin.
Who would. . .
Be the first to save you if you were drowning: 2, Kate. She's a trained lifeguard.
Be the first to come to you when you needed to cry: 3, Robert.
Be the first to hold you in your time of need: 3, Robert. This guy would do anything
Sing with you in the car with the music on loud: 4, Alex.
Just lay down and talk to you: 2, Kate.
Not get tired of you if you hung out with them all day: All of them.
Put your life before their own: All of them.
You hug right now: 2, Kate or 4, Alex.
You kiss right now: 2, Kate.
Be the first one to take you in if you were drunk and couldn't think right: 3, Robert
or 4, Alex.
LET you get drunk in the first place: 1, Austin.
Drive to you in the middle of the night if you car broke down: 3, Robert. Only one
who can drive.
Was this a good survey: Sure.
Thank you: You're welcome.
SALUT: Numa numa yay.