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Tuesday, 24 November 2009
03:14:39 AM (GMT)
Chris works at Trade Secrets, which is a hair products place. This lady comes in
asking him too look at the flat irons, and Chris takes her to the back to she can see
them. After she left, he said this:

"GOD! I hate bitches like that! They come in and they ask if they can see the flat
irons and I have to go all the way to the back and take it out and they look at it
for a second and go 'oh thanks!' and fucking leave! Next person who does that is
getting a flat iron shoved in their hoo ha! One plate in the vag, and the other up
their ass! AND I'LL TURN THAT SHIT UP TO 450!"

‹Miscellatheistic Theologist› says:   24 November 2009   719344  
shear, unattainable, intellectual brilliance. this man is a shining
exemplification of out great human race  xD
‹Miscellatheistic Theologist› says:   24 November 2009   289622  
our**  mi scusi, lol
jamesrgrimes says:   24 November 2009   471841  
‹PLUR› says :   25 November 2009   154518  
i like "I ROFL in all caps"-chris
"IN MY MOUTH"-Brianne

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