Saturday, 7 November 2009
03:38:18 PM (GMT)
Ok. I know this seems really random but spiders are evil...
What's with spiders? Do they think just because they have eight legs they can
eat other insects? Mutated freaks that they are... the only thing special about them
is that they have an extra pair of ugly hairy legs, right? That and the fact that
rope comes out of their ass. Oh so special. Then there's the black widow: nature's
own killer hooker. Tarantulas? Giant hairy spiders too fat to spin a web. Wolf
spiders? A disgrace. Who the hell named a spider after such a beautiful animal?
Spider monkeys, I understand, but wolf spider? Then theres the issue of those
pincher-thingys they use to suck the blood out of thier victims... so iguess they're
a disgrace to vampires too... And their egg sac things look like cotton candy. And my
little cousin ate one once. Not fun. Stupid little kid... Anyway, spiders are overall
stupid ugly creatures, even if they keep insects from taking over the world... O.o