Thursday, 11 June 2009
01:46:17 AM (GMT)
ON THE BUS ON MY WAY TO SCHOOL [city bus not school bus]
I WAS DOZING OFF TO LALA LAND
AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN
/phone rings really loud saying
"P P P POSSUM FACE P P POSSUM FACE PUH PUH PUH PUHHHH"
and i like almost screamed
there were only 2 people on the bus so OF COURSE they looked at me like WTF.
so i was trying to be all cool [BILLY CALLED BTW]
and i was like
AND BILLY WAS LIKE
"youre comming right"
billy:"ARE YOU MAD AT ME?!"
billy:"you sound mad"
me:"LOL oh well h yea i was tired and im not mad"
billy:"youre on the bus?!"
AT BILLYS HOUSE
i told billy i wasnt mad and yea
so we were fricken laughing our asses off about edward cullen and his hairy ass
we always make fun of edward cullen
IF YOU LIKE EDWARD CULLEN YOU MUST EAITHER
1.HAVE NO DAMN EYES
2.UR DAMN UGLY
3.HAVE A BAD CASE OF SWINE FLU/ EDWARDCULLENISAFUCKINGCHUBAKA disease :D
for all those who like taylor launtner
WE ALL KNOW HES MAD SEXY:D
today got even worse
i was standing next to my friend Kit kat (yes I named him that since idk his name but
found out it was kevin)
and then i think mufasa has a crush on him (not sure)
so me and him were talking and like she pushes me
UH WERE NOT IN FUCKING KINDERGARDEN OK.
and she just looked at me all e.e "bitch"
and yes i can get obnoxiously loud and crazy like. so then me and billy were talking
ABOUT THIS STUPID CRAKKA WHO KEEPS GOING IN OTHER PEOPLE BUISNESSES AND NOTMINDING
HER OWN SAYING WE TALK ABOUT MUFASA ON THE BUS TO KNOTTS
BUS GOES IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER WTFAWK
HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE
THAT CRAKKA JAKKA WADNT EVEN ON THE SAME BUS AS ANY OF US ANYWAYS.
FRICKEN THIS BITCH KATIE N. was all
"CLOSE THE DOOR"
in my mind i was like "WHAT THE FAWK!?!"
so i said
"ok listen. If youre trying to be like hitler, it aint workin for ya
2. if you wanna get things done faster DO IT YOUR DAMN SELF MHM."
"WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE A FUCKING PRINCESS"
me: CAUSE I AM BITCH
the teacher didnt even care. so yea after all that was math finals.
obstacle course and sinigng random songs boring stuff i know.
STUPID DAMN FLY WAS FRICKEN GOING AFTER MY FRIEND
SHE PROBRALY SMELT LIKE S-........
and the teacher has a stupid hearing problem -.-
i asked him what the manga carta was and hes all "WHAAAT?!?!?" all in my face AHA
We watched mall cop but mufasa ruined it trying to get her mufasa like teeth in a
dam jellay bean bag
she shouldve stuck the bag in her mufasa like hair. MHM. iT WOULD MAKE HER LOOK
SO ME AND BILLY AND BRIANNA EATIN LUNCH
AND POSSUM FACE LOOKS AT ME AND GOES OVER TO WHERE WE ARE AT AND ASKS BILLY FOR FOOD
HELLS NO GET YO OWN BEYOTCHH I ALREADY HAVE TO GIVE MINA SOME
"DAMN STRAIGHT POSSUM FACE :D" AND HE KEPT ASKING
THEN HE SAID
"WHY ARE YOU SO PISSY BILLY"
"YOUR BULL SHITTING?!?"
i swear to hellokitty sometimes i think fricken possum face cant hear sometimes...
SO WHEN THE BELL RANG.
ME AND BILLY AND BRIANA WERE WALKING BRIANA TO HISTORY
AND WE SAW KIT KAT AND POSSUM FACE AND THEY WERE WALKING LIKE WANNA BE G'S
I WAS LIKE
and so me billy and briana tried doing it but we looked straight up retarded.
and then garrett saw us and hes all
"WTF ARE YOU GUYS DOING"
"KIT KAT AND VINCENT WALK :D"
and he laughed so hard and tried to do it too MHM
FRICKEN THIS PERIOD WAS MADDDD RETARDED
so we all went in this other room
and then the teachers were making people sit next to other people saying that
the people they paired had "sex"
and then like ALMOST EVERYONE got paired up
but me and billy werent
AND THEN THE TEACHER SEPERATED US
fricken stupid science teacher hates our damn GUTS
so he went to random couples and was like
"YOU GOT HERPIES AND SPREAD IT TO...."
"YOU GOT CRABS FROM HER"
"OH EM GEE GONNEREHHA"
and the couples were damn retarded looking
me and billy were all
when porky got paired with Brian c.
hes tall but billy is like the TALLEST gUY IN OUR SCHOOL LIKE MAD TALL MHM
brian is 2nd tallest
AND PORKY IS FAT ROUND AND UGLEH
AND I WAS LIKE
THEY MUSTVE HAD SOME ROUGH AND SQUISHY SEX
bird face was all
AND THEN ON OUR WAY TO 6TH PERIOD.
ME AND BILLY WENT A DIFFERENT WALKING PATH
SO WE SAW POSSUM FACE AND IM ALL
"WHOD YOU HAVE SEX WITH?!!?"
BILLY WAS LIKE
vincent (possum face) was all
fricken made me lol.
was boring as usual :D UNTIL THE TEACHER GAVE ME CAKE THAT HER CAT LICKED LOL
im used to it cause my cat kilala licks all my food too so it was like w/e
AND ITS NOT NASTY CAUSE
CATS DONT SNIFF YOUR ASS AND ALL THAT SHIT
i just love cats :D
i got this cake
and stupid POSSUM FACE
jacked a big peice so i was like
yea w.e and then i forgot to tell him that my teachers cat licked the cake and i was
gonna tell him so i was all
"hey vincent eat the cake then ill tell you"
/he slowly puts cake in mouth
me: / FORCES CAKE IN MOUTH
he was chocking on it O.o
so then i told him and hes all
then he had frosting on his mouth and i wiped it off with my jacket billy was like
"LOL THATS SO AKWARD :D"
"why did i do that!?!?"
and then the cake frosting is STILL on my jacket
fricking looks like bird poo but smells like sweet spice cake LOL
AND NOW EVERYTIME I WEAR THIS STUPID GREEN JACKET MY HEART IS ALL
"DOKI DOKI DOKI" FRICKING STFUUUU
i do NOT ♥ possum face
FRICKEN DISCUSTING, JEEBUS D:
and he tried spittting on me and billy! [ on our way home]
we fricken screamed it was funny :D
Last edited: 11 June 2009