Sunday, 7 September 2008
04:32:35 PM (GMT)
SO I HAVE THIS FRIEND.
She's like uber-obsessed with Harry Potter and England. And I mean I like England
alright, I like the music and the literature and the television better and all and I
like some of the laws they have there better - although I think Canada has the best
laws(: - but I'm not like, OMG ENGLAND!!!!!
But anyway, we have to do this project for Geography where we pick a region and talk
about stuff about it. So I picked Essex because,
a) I'm of British descent,
b) I was watching the Coffee & TV music video and Damon Albarn's guitar said ESSEX in
big letters and I was like, OHKAY I'LL DO THAT.
And so THEN I was talking to said friend, and she goes, "So whatcha doing for the
I go, "Essex."
"A county in England."
"OMG ENGLAND HARRY PAWTER LOLS LOLS LOLS I LOVE ENGLAND WOOHOO!"
AND IT JUST MAKES ME WANNA GO ARHGJSDFKLGJF.
I was ACTUALLY going to do Chicago because I live in it and the Cubs and Bears and in
it so it is clearly the coolest city everrrr, but Derrick was like, "OMG I DO
CHICAGO, NO?" And I'm like, "DAMN YOU DEATH AND DESTRUCTION!"
Because my friend Imani-not-obsessed-with-Harry-Potter and I call him Death and
Destruction for a reason that would take a long time to explain. And you'd possibly
have to be high on pot to understand it.