Sunday, 12 August 2007
07:03:05 PM (GMT)
I'm sorry if these offend anyone!
How do you start an argument with a chav? Speak!
What do you call a chav in a box? Innit.
What do you say to a chav at work? Can i have a big mac please!
What do you call a chav in a tastefully decorated house? The burglar.
Why are chavs like slinkies? They have no proper use but are great to watch fall down
a flight of stairs.
What do you call a chavette in a white tracksuit? The bride.
What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet? Sorted.
What's the difference between a chav and a coconut? One's thick and hairy, the other
one's a coconut.
Two chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving? The police.
What do you call a 30 year old chavette? Granny.
How many chavs does it take to clean a floor? None, "That's some uvver bleeders job
What did the blonde do when she missed the 66 bus? She took the 33 bus twice
To amuse a Blonde for hours, give her a sheet of paper with 'Please turn over'
scribbled on both sides.
Why do blondes love lightening? They think someone is taking their photo.
Why couldn't the blonde make ice-cubes? She didn't have the recipe.
Why did the blonde try and steal a police car? She saw '911' on the back and thought
it was a porsche.
How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle? Shine a torch in her ear.
What do you call a zit on a blonde's ass? A brain tumor.
Why did the blonde tiptoe past the medicine cabinet? She didn't want to wake the
Why did the blonde get excited about finishing her jigsaw puzzle in 6 months? Because
on the box it said from 2-4 years.
Did you hear about the blonde skydiver? She missed the earth!
What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of cheerios? 'Oh look! Donut
Other Funny Jokes
What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud.
Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.
When did you first notice this problem?
What is green and smells? The Hulk's fart.
Student: Miss, would you punish me for something I didn't do?
Teacher: No, of course not.
Student: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash.
Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He was in High School.
Last edited: 13 August 2007