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Chav, Blonde and Funny Jokes!Category: Jokes
Sunday, 12 August 2007
07:03:05 PM (GMT)
I'm sorry if these offend anyone!

Chav Jokes

How do you start an argument with a chav? Speak!

What do you call a chav in a box? Innit.

What do you say to a chav at work? Can i have a big mac please!

What do you call a chav in a tastefully decorated house? The burglar.

Why are chavs like slinkies? They have no proper use but are great to watch fall down
a flight of stairs.

What do you call a chavette in a white tracksuit? The bride.

What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet? Sorted.

What's the difference between a chav and a coconut? One's thick and hairy, the other
one's a coconut.

Two chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving? The police.

What do you call a 30 year old chavette? Granny.

How many chavs does it take to clean a floor? None, "That's some uvver bleeders job

Blonde Jokes

What did the blonde do when she missed the 66 bus? She took the 33 bus twice

To amuse a Blonde for hours, give her a sheet of paper with 'Please turn over'
scribbled on both sides.

Why do blondes love lightening? They think someone is taking their photo.

Why couldn't the blonde make ice-cubes? She didn't have the recipe.

Why did the blonde try and steal a police car? She saw '911' on the back and thought
it was a porsche.

How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle? Shine a torch in her ear.

What do you call a zit on a blonde's ass? A brain tumor.

Why did the blonde tiptoe past the medicine cabinet? She didn't want to wake the
sleeping pills.

Why did the blonde get excited about finishing her jigsaw puzzle in 6 months? Because
on the box it said from 2-4 years.

Did you hear about the blonde skydiver? She missed the earth!

What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of cheerios? 'Oh look! Donut

Other Funny Jokes

What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud.

Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.
When did you first notice this problem?
What problem?

What is green and smells? The Hulk's fart.

Student: Miss, would you punish me for something I didn't do?
Teacher: No, of course not.
Student: Good, because I didn't do my homework.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He was in High School.
Last edited: 13 August 2007

reyka says:   12 August 2007   476649  
lmao the blonds jokes are bril!!!!!!!!!
_mcr_rules says:   13 August 2007   237127  
reyka....u do rember im blonde...rite...O_O ya...emm the one about
the blonde jokes are...most blondes ARENT paris hilton....they can be
smart to...not bimbos..
love9000000 says :   18 August 2007   913565  
lol funni!!


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