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check ur dirty IQ....... this is hilarious......Category: humor
Monday, 4 June 2007
12:33:43 PM (GMT)
Check your Dirty IQ! 

1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I
can fill your hole. What am I?

2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has
me first. What am I?

3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to
lick my nuts. What am I?

4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard . What am I?

5. All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women
go down on me. What am I?

6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When You blow me you feel good.
What am I?

7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news.
What am I?

8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me
off. What am I?

9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger.
What am I?

10. I'm at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job.
What am I?


1. a dentist
2. a wedding ring
3. peanut butter
4.chewing gum
5. an elevator
6. a nose
7. a newspaper boy
8. a glove
9. a crane
10. a toothbrush, of course!

Now Really! Just what were you thinking?

SoftballHoney says:   5 June 2007   336141  
omg i was thinking totally different things, lol but now I know..
Dragonfly01 says:   5 June 2007   546718  
I agree with SoftballHoney....
emo_sabrine says:   5 June 2007   291663  
yup... lol a dentist lol
awesome_babe says:   5 June 2007   927487  
i got them all wrong exept the gum 1
geturownlife says:   21 June 2007   494315  
omg. i have a friken dirty mind
_mcr_rules says:   3 August 2007   635866  
i got them all rong expet the nose 1
featherlightdreamz says :   19 August 2007   594112  
oh yeah... i agree with softballhoney......totaly different


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