Friday, 30 December 2011
06:05:53 AM (GMT)
 Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door. (But I was sleep walking.)
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird
looks. (That doesn't make you stupid.)
 You have ran into a tree.
[x] It IS possible to lick your elbow (Ever heard of contortionists? Yeah, they
exist. And also, you can get the little skin under your tongue clipped to make it
reach farther and therefore it IS possible.)
 You just tried to lick your elbow.
 You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same
rhythm. (Same rhythm? You mean melody.)
 You just tried to sing them
 You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
 You have choked on your own spit.
 You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
 People have called you slow
 You have accidentally caught something on fire (Not accidentally..
 You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
 You have caught yourself drooling.
[x] You've fallen asleep in class (Again, that doesn't make me stupid. You have to
be smart to not get caught.)
 If someone says "fart" you laugh
 Sometimes you just stop thinking. (Sometimes I wish I could.)
You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
[x] People are often shake their heads and walk away from you (So often...)
 You are often told to use your "inside voice".
 You use your fingers to do simple math.
 You have eaten a bug (Not eaten, but smeared firefly's glowing guts on my
 You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it
 You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
[x] You break a lot of things.
 Your friends know not to use big words around you
[x] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused (Only for dramatic effect
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before (Laughing.)
 When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the
[x] The word "umm" is used many times a day. (I spell it Uhm.)
Times Three: 36
Five or below= Smart
Eighteen or below = Not stupid.
Nineteen- Thirty = Ehh.
Thirty- Forty-Nine = Stupid. AWESOME I WIN
Over Fifty= Retarded