Is shorter then you: Whatever. I prefer taller guys, but short ones are fun, too.
Taller then you: On. :D
Wears a grill: What the fuck is a grill? Sounds dumb. Off.
Dresses Gangsta: Eh, sort of. I like baggy sweat pants and tight shirts, if that
counts.
Dresses Preppy: Off. Formal once in a while is nice. But not all the time.
Dresses Skater: On. xD 
Dresses Athletic: Eh, it's debatable. does athletic mean shirtless? xD
Dresses Gothic: On. Unless he has like, no hair, or that hair that sits in strands
that always looks so greasy. D:
Has green eyes: On.
Has brown eyes: On.
Has hazel eyes: On.
Has blue eyes: John. 
Smokes cigarettes: Off.
Smokes weed: Off.
Drinks alcohol: I could care less, unless he's always wasted and tries to get me to
drink.
Plays sports: Depends on the sport.
Can skate: On.
Writes lyrics: On.
Smiles a lot: On.
Has bad manners in front of you: Off.
Has blonde hair: Actually off. But hair color doesn't always matter to me.
Has brown hair: On.
Has black hair: On.
Has red hair: Off. I have red hair. I'm not attracted to gingerboys.
Has spikey hair: Depends on where on his head the spikes are.
Has no hair: Nu. xD
Has long hair: Sure~
Has curly hair: On.
Has wavey-ish hair: On.
Good dancer: What kind of dancing? :P
Wears jewelry: Jewelry is cute on guys. ^^ On.
Piercings: To be honest, on.
Muscles: Actually... off.
Six pack: I don't fucking know.
Laid back: On.
Plays guitar: On/off. Depends what he's like.
Raps: Off.
Can draw: On.
Has a lip ring: On.
Has a tongue ring: Off.
Nipples pierced: Not sure, really.
Hugs you: On.
Hugs from behind: On. 
Creative: On.
Calls you just to hear your voice: It's cute, but... onf? xD
Goes to church: If he's wicked religious, off. If he goes on Easter and that' it, I'm
happy.
Cusses a lot: I don't care.
Is funny: On.
Kisses you out of no where: On.