Monday, 25 July 2011
09:53:21 PM (GMT)
I had one of the best days, today.
I went over to one of my friend's house, Gwen, and she has a pool.
I was excited and I couldn't wait to go swimming.
Anyways, once every got there, which were three girls and two guys we got into the
We just swam around talking and having fun.
Libby and I went over to the deep end which was twelve feet deep and I was hanging on
the diving board.
She was hanging on the wall and we were just talking.
Then Micheal came over and laid down on the diving board where his face was inches
above mine, talk about awkward!
Anyways, I got off and then he jumped in.
I got out and was sitting there for a little bit.
Then Micheal asked for his goggles, so I was like like sure.
Instead of giving it to him I dropped it in the deep end, so he started to swim
towards it while they SLOWLY sunk to the very bottom.
I decided to jump in right there and drag the goggles down.
It worked, but then Micheal swam underwater so he was ON TOP of me while I was below
So I swallowed some water, and then we couldn't find the goggles.
So then Gwen was going to threw some goggles to Micheal, and I wanted to find then,
so I jumped in front of him (note that we are still in the deep end) and he elbowed
Right in the boob. My swimsuit was pulled down by it, but thank god I noticed right
away and pulled it up before I hit the surface.
Nobody noticed and I told them what happened, but I made sure Micheal was under
Sammy (the other guy) was like "Micheal can't you hear you know!"
I was like, "That's a good thing!"
Then Gwen's sister and cousin started to swim, but they were in the swallow end so we
stayed in the deep end.
I was holding onto the wall, and so was everyone else.
Then all of a sudden Micheal uses Gwen as his floating "device."
Gwen gets him off and then he goes to Libby.
Libby gets him off, so he comes onto me.
By that time I let go of the wall and when he hung on me I went underwater.
Yep, and then Micheal was still pushing me down!
So when I finally hit surface, I heard Gwen's cousin yell "He is a humper!"
Yep, you read right.
She also called me Humper Number Two, because he humped me.
Yep, so then we were all tired so we took a break and ate some pizza and drank some
lemonade in the shade.
But then we got bored, so I notice that Gwen and Sammy went back into the water, and
I had a brilliant idea for getting back at Micheal.
To push him in the water.
We tired that for the longest time, and didn't succeed.
I had a golden opportunity too.
He was running away from Gwen's sister, and he ran right in front of me right by the
He was expecting it, so I pushed him.
I swear to god his toes touched the water, but he grabbed on my arm and I wasn't
right to go into the pool so I pulled him back.
I know stupid right?
So yeah, after trying to push in him into the pool he finally got in.
And then we swam for a little bit longer and then we all left.
Greatest. Day. Of. My. Life.