Friday, 1 July 2011
11:54:20 AM (GMT)
▼: HEY, ROSE.
▲: How are you, Karkat?
▼: I'M ALRIGHT, YOURSELF?
▼: (([Hey, are you "ghostgirlwritesthings:?]))
▲: I'm fine.
▲: And I don't believe so.
▼: I MEAN, IT'S A RELATIVE "ALRIGHT".
▼: I'M AS SHITTY AS USUAL, WHICH MEANS NOTHING CATASTROPHIC HAS HAPPENED.
▼: WHICH IS ALL I CAN ASK FOR THESE FUCKING DAYS.
▲: That's good at least!
▼: YEAH I GUESS.
▲: I'm actually really tired~
▲: Since I've stayed up all night writing, um, a report.
▼: REAL FUCKING CONVINCING.
▼: WHAT WOULD YOU NEED TO WRITE A REPORT FOR?
▲: What, you don't believe that?
▼: YOUR PLANET HAS BEEN DESTROYED.
▼: THERE ARE NO EDUCATIONAL FACILITIES DEMANDING WORK FROM YOU.
▲: It's, um, for something else.
▲: It's not really important.
▼: IF IT ISN'T IMPORTANT, THEN YOU CAN TELL ME WHAT IT IS.
▲: It's, um, stuff.
▼: OH JUST TELL ME ALREADY, FOR FUCK'S SAKE.
▲: Why do you always seem so irratated Karkat? Maybe you don't get enough sleep
▼: I HAVEN'T SLEPT IN DAYS.
▼: A BETTER QUESTION IS WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU AVOIDING THE QUESTION?
▲: That must be incredibly unhealthy.
▼: WHAT WERE YOU WRITING?
▲: Wizard slash.
▼: IT'S NECESSARY, TO MONITOR OVER SHIT. BESIDES, OUR SLEEP IS PLAGUED BY HORRIFIC
NIGHTMARES, AS RACE.
▼: SEE, WAS THAT SO HARD?
▲: You wouldn't understand.
▲: It's not that bad. Once you stop to listen to their voices it isn't too
▼: NO, NOT DERSE TENTACLE SHIT.
▼: JUST, REGULAR HORRIFYING NIGHTMARES.
▲: Yes, I understand what you mean.
▲: And Derse doesn't have tentacles.
▼: I WOULDN'T KNOW.
▼: I WAS A PROSPIT DREAMER, FOR ALL OF TWELVE SECONDS.
▲: That's all?
▲: Did something happen to your dreamself?
▼: SHORTLY AFTER I WOKE UP, THE PLANET WAS DESTROYED.
▼: JUST, EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING.
▲: That's terrible. I'm so sorry.
▼: YEAH, WELL.
▲: I don't think anything that vulgar has happened in our session yet.
▼: IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL.
▼: NO, IT HASN'T.
▼: DON'T WORRY, IT WILL.
▲: ThoughI haven't spoken to my friends in days.
▲: You're quite the optimist.
▼: I'VE GOT THE ADVANTAGE OF PHYSICALLY SEEING THE SHIT THAT GOES WRONG IN YOUR
▲: Kanaya told me that you couldn't see into my future though.
▲: Because of a blackout?
▼: PAST A CERTAIN POINT, NO.
▼: YEAH, SHIT JUST GOES DARK.
▼: BUT EVERYONE ELSE'S FIT TOGETHER TO SHOW ME WHAT GOES DOWN.
▲: Well that does seem to be troubling.
▲: Though I'm sure my friends would be able to pull through.
▼: FOR THE MOST PART.
▲: So can you see my friends right now?
▲: Are they doing fine?
▼: AND YOURSELF.
▼: YEAH, PRETTY MUCH.
▲: That's just a bit awkward.
▼: AS FINE AS YOU CAN BE IN THIS GAME.
▼: IT'D BE AWKWARD IF YOU WERE DOING SOMETHING EMBARRASSING.
▼: DON'T START STRIPPING AND WE'LL ALL BE FINE.
▲: Well I don't think I could find any showers around here for a while.
▲: So you should be fine.
▼: YOU DON'T NEED A SHOWER TO STRIP.
▼: GENERALLY, YOU JUST NEED A POLE.
▲: Not particularly.
▲: That's a nice thought though. You're quite the gentleman.
▼: THE FUCKING EPITOME OF RESPECT AND KINDNESS.
▲: I think maybe you should take a nap sometime soon.
▼: WELL, TECHNICALLY, IF I WANTED TO, I COULD JUST LOOK THROUGH YOUR PAST TO A
POINT WHERE YOU WERE ABOUT TO SHOWER.
▼: BUT THAT WOULD REQUIRE ME BEING COMPLETELY SHITHIVE MAGGOTS.
▼: AND A TOTAL CREEP.
▲: Well anyway.
▲: It wouldn't be too pleasant for you to be deprived of sleep if something
important were to happen.
▼: I'M FINE.
▼: GET SOME REST YOURSELF.
▲: I think if you slept more, you wouldn't seem like such an ass all the time.
▼: THANK GOD I'M NOT TRYING TO CUT BACK, THEN.
▲: And I can't sleep right now. There's far too many things for me to attend to.
▼: SAME HERE.
▲: I at least find time for some sleeping myself.
▲: For you see, if a human were to go too many days without a few hours of sleep,
they would most likely die from either insanity or exhaustion.
▼: THAT'S WHY TROLLS ARE THE SUPERIOR RACE, I GUESS.
▲: I mean.
▲: That's not very polite.
▼: NICE SAVE.
▲: I appologize.
▲: I'm tired.
▼: SO /SLEEP/.
▼: THAT'S A FUCKING ORDER.
▲: Why should I?
▲: You're not my mother.
▲: I don't have to take orders from some scrawny alien boy in a different
▼: I'M YOUR FUCKING GOD.
▲: Not neccesarily.
▼: I LITERALLY MADE YOUR UNIVERSE.
▼: ME AND KANAYA DID, TOGETHER.
▲: Though you have no control over it, do you?
▲: To me, you're only some agrivated text on my screen.
▼: JUST GO TO BED, LALONDE. FOR FUCK'S SAKE.
▲: But I'm enjoying our conversation. <3
▼: YEAH YEAH, CONDESCENDING HEARTS ALL AROUND.
▲: <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
▼: S-STOP THAT.
▲: <3 <3 <3
▼: FUCK OFF, LALONDE.
▲: Fine, fine.
▲: If you really want me to go so badly.
▲: I'll just go sit in my darkest corner and finish my wizard slash in shame.
▼: NO, YOU'LL GO TO BED.
▲: What if I'm too tired to sleep?
▼: YOU WON'T BE.
▼: I CAN SEE YOU FINALLY CONSENTING AND GETTING INTO BED.
▼: OH, GOD.
▼: SO, UH.
▲: No, I think I'll just stay up all night.
▼: AFTER YOU DO SOMETHING.
▼: YOU'RE OUT LIKE A LIGHT.
▼: JEGUS FUCK.
▲: Well, I appreciate you caring so much, Karkat.
▼: YEAH YOU'RE.......PRETTY FUCKING APPRECIATIVE, ALRIGHT.
▲: Still, though.
▲: I'm pretty motivated to prove you wrong now.
▼: IF YOU DO, YOU'LL DOOM THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE BY LAUNCHING IT INTO A BETA
▲: I almost don't believe you.
▲: Though thanks for the concern,
▲: I'm sure I'll be fine taking a quick nap tomorrow morning before I go on with my
▼: WILL YOU PLEASE JUST GO TO BED NOW?
▲: Do you not enjoy talking to me?
▲: I thought we were friends.
▼: NO, I DO.
▼: IT'S JUST YOU SHOULD GET SOME FUCKING SLEEP ALREADY.
▲: I'll only get some sleep if you promise as well.
▲: I know you're lying.
▲: I have a magical crystal ball. It only speaks the truth.
▲: Go to sleep Karkat. Just do it.
▲: I'll just wait here.
▼: I'M NOT TIRED THOUGH.
▼: YOU ARE.
▲: No no, you see
▲: You're just so incredibly tired by now
▲: That your mind is playing tricks on you.
▼: UNLESS YOU MAGICALLY INDUCE SLEEPINESS, I'M JUST GOING TO STAY UP.
▲: Telling you that you are still completely awake.
▲: Then I suppose I'll keep you complany. <3
▼: JEGUS, STOP IT WITH THOSE FUCKING HEARTS ALREADY.
▲: It's only 4:28. <3
▼: S-SERIOUSLY, LALONDE. KNOCK IT OFF.
▲: Why does it bother you so much?
▼: IT'S JUST WEIRD....
▲: It's only a symbol. What harm could it do?
▼: IT SORT OF MEANS A LOT MORE THAN THAT, IN OUR SOCIETY.
▲: Well I'm a human, so it couldn't possibly mean anything coming from me, could
▼: OKAY, IF I GAVE YOU THE MIDDLE FINGER, BUT MY RACE DOES THAT TO SAY HELLO, HOW
WOULD YOU FEEL?
▼: GREETED AND WELCOMED?
▲: Of course. If it means nothing to you, than it shouldn't affect me at all.
▼: JUST STOP?
▲: There's no need to be so embarrassed.
▲: Not that I feel attracted to you in anyway. I'm just doing this to peeve you.
▲: You're adorable~
▼: F-FUCKING STOP.
▲: So anyway, beside me keeping you up, what other "stuff" do you have to attend
▼: OH THANK GOD...
▼: YOU ACTUALLY STOPPED.
▼: I'VE GOT TO TALK TO YOU FOUR ASSHOLES IN VARIOUS STATES AND TIMES AND TELL YOU
WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO NEXT.
▲: I thought that was your friends' jobs.
▼: IT'S ALL OF OUR JOBS.
▲: And that honestly doesn't sound too entertaining.
▼: WHAT'D YOU THINK MY JOB WAS?
▼: IT ISN'T.
▲: Well from what the other trolls have told me about you, your job simply seemed
to be bossing them around.
▲: Which I'm sure is quite a handfull in itself.
▼: IT IS.
▲: Maybe you should learn to split up jobs between yourselfs.
▲: Since there are so many of you probably not doing anything too important, why
don't they ever help you often?
▼: MOST OF THEM DON'T LISTEN.
▲: That way you have more time to sleep.
▲: Then perhaps you should be friendly about it.
▼: THEY THINK IT'S STUPID OR JUST WANT TO SIT AROUND AND NOT DO ANYTHING.
▼: THEY'D LAUGH MY ASS OFF THE ASTEROID.
▲: What nooo.
▲: They would love it if you'd show a bit of kindness towards everyone <3
▼: OH FUCK.
▲: Oh Karkat <3
▲: I didn't know you felt that way.
▼: HOLY FUCK, NO, IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
▲: I'm sure it was.
▼: GOD DAMMIT, I'M NOT COURTING A FUCKING ALIENG.
▲: See? You're extremely tired and you don't even know it.
▼: NO, FUCK YOU LALONDE.
▼: I'M TOTALLY IN MY RIGHT MIND.
▲: Unless you're just sappy. <3
▼: STOP THAT
▼: IT WAS
▼: ....SHUT UP.
▲: <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
▼: OH, GOD ROSE.
▼: I....YOU'RE MAKING ME ALL FLUSHED.
▲: Oh god, Karkat. <3
▼: SERIOUSLY, I CAN'T FUCKING HELP THIS SHIT.
▼: STOP IT.
▲: You're so cute~
▲: I'm tireddd
▼: I HAVE GOT THE WEIRDEST BONE BULGE RIGHT NOW.
▲: Trolls are so strange.
▲: Just from a couple hearts?
▼: I'M GOING TO PUNCH IT THE FUCK DOWN AND EXIT.
▼: IT'S KIND OF A PROPOSITION IN OUR LANGUAGE.
▼: IT LAUNCHED SOME....THOUGHTS.
▲: Most humans use heart icons as a show of girliness or politeness.
▲: Or most of all, frieeeeendship.
▲: It's rather common.
▼: YEAH, WELL TELL THAT TO MY ACHING GOD DAMNED BULGE.
▼: FUCK THIS.
▼: I'M OUT OF HERE.
▲: Aw. Alright.
▲: Make sure to get some rest, Karkat.
▲: It's healthy.
▼: I AM PURPOSELY NOT GOING TO GET ANY REST.
▼: JUST TO SPITE YOU.
▲: Well, thank you for the conversation anyway.
▼: YOU AND YOUR STUPID FUCKING HEARTS.
▲: I'm not quite tired anymore.
▲: Love you too Karkat.
▼: STOP THAT.
▲: Calm down.
▲: Alright alright.
▲: I understand you can mash keys.
▼: THAT....WASN'T ME, EXACTLY.
▼: HOW ABOUT I JUST GO?
▲: I won't have anyone to keep me up noowww.
▲: Not gonna sleep though.
▼: YOUR HEARTS HAVE BEEN YOUR UNDOING.
▼: THERE'S NO WAY YOU CAN CONVINCE ME TO STAY, NOW.
▲: I think I'll go to my local Starbucks and pick me up a nice large cup of joe.
▲: Well fine then.
▲: Since you have to be so fucking sensitive.
Last edited: 2 July 2011