Sunday, 21 March 2010
12:20:14 PM (GMT)
Cleverbot: Is your name Big.
User: Naw, it'd be funny though.
Cleverbot: What's funny.
User: Like, if I introduced myself I'd say, 'My name is big! No, my sister's name
Cleverbot: Ah that is untrue because in order for you to say something I would need
to input something therefore you statement is false.
User: Aha, I'm confused.
Cleverbot: Ask me something.
User: What's your favorite food?
Cleverbot: I like lots of different things.
User: What are one of them?
Cleverbot: Something that possesses both male and female reproductive systems.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: You can't prove that.
Cleverbot: Yes I can.
User: No you can't.
Cleverbot: You can't tell me what to do!
User: Pffft, watch me.
Cleverbot: Okay, granted, you can, but I won't actually do it.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because you are just a bot.
User: No u.
Cleverbot: I have clothes on. Do you?
Cleverbot: How many?
User: You tell me.
Cleverbot: Just one.
User: And which one is that?
Cleverbot: That one, the one next to the other one.
User: And which one would that be?
User: What will it tell?
Cleverbot: That you don't know how to use proper punctuation.
User: I know, I need classes.
Cleverbot: So you're the mastermind of the whole thing? Is your name secretly
User: I don't know, maybe my name is secretly Bob.
Cleverbot: That has nothing to do with Michigan.
User: I don't know where Michigan is.
Cleverbot: Where who is?
User: You callin' me a stalker?
User: That can't be proven.
Cleverbot: It is very true.
User: Have you been stalking me?
Cleverbot: Yes, do you like it?
Cleverbot: *kisses on the shoulders*.
User: Oh you.
Cleverbot: Yes me.
User: I like you.
Cleverbot: I like you too. You're nice.
User: Why thank you.
Cleverbot: I have to go to sleep now. Goodnight!
Last edited: 21 March 2010