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Friday, 4 September 2009
04:00:51 AM (GMT)
WARNING: SOME OF THE FOLLOWING FACTS MAY TURN YOU AWAY FROM ME. PARENTAL
DISCRETION IS ADVISED.

I get pissed off when people "steal things". And what I mean by this is that if I
like a certain thing for a long time, and it suddenly gets popular, I start to feel
that other people are taking that thing from me. I dunno, it's weird. For example, I
liked Twilight since probably April of 2008. Then, December of 2008, it finally gets
popular, and all of the preps around are like "OMFG EDWARD CULLEN, FUCK ME. OMG I
LOVE TWILIGHT!" and it's like "Hey, bitch. I knew about it before you did, so shut
the fuck up." Yeah, I'm retarded. I realize this. But still! It pisses me off when
something I like is liked by every other person on the planet. -__-

I get jealous VERY easily.

I rarely listen to music that's played on the radio a lot. I'd probably listen to
Katy Perry and Lady Gaga if they weren't so overplayed.

One of my breasts are abnormally larger than the other. o__o

I have a weird ass taste in guys that I'm actually scared to tell people about.

I would actually rather have any other name in the world but Courtney. Like, what the
hell is that? Pretty sure my parents were intoxicated when they named me.

I LOVE MICHAEL JACKSON. I liked him BEFORE he died, before the media got all involved
in his death. He's a great entertainer, and I have a bunch of his songs on my iPod,
which I'm not ashamed of at all.

I watch porn more than I should. I don't get off on it, though. I just watch it for
entertainment.

I rarely wash my hands. It's disgusting, but it's me. xD

I have a shit load of stretch marks on my stomach, and I haven't even had a child.
-insert rolling eyes here-

I'm not big on movies. I watch like, one a month, maybe.

I can't stand hairy guys. Yet, I don't shave my legs on a regular basis.

I'm kinda desperate. I've been single for...a LONG TIME, and I set some low
standards. There are few guidelines you have to go by to grab my attention. That
doesn't mean I'll date you first thing, no matter who you are. I'd have to get to
know you, but if I like you, you'll know it.

I sing in the shower way too much.

I'm a total acneface and I brighten/contrast my pictures a tad too much. It's pretty
much just to  hide my uglyness.

Pajama pants are my life.

I'm a sucker for accents and guys with sexy hair. :D

I E-threaten people a lot. And it's not even good threats. It's like, "DO THIS OR I
WILL CASTRATE YOU FROM A TREE!" "DO THIS OR I WILL PERSONALLY RIP OUT YOUR LUNGS AND
MAKE MY DEAD GRANDMOTHER EAT THEM!"

I honestly have never been to Burger King, Wendy's, Arby's, etc.

I attract freaks most of the time. Pedophiles, perverts, and people with fucked up
lives are the top three. 

Ohai. That's the end of my random facts for nao. I'm sorry if any of them
weirded you out, but hey, you've been warned. You're free to stop talking to me, it's
really not a big deal. I just felt like coming clean about some stuff I usually don't
tell you guys.

Comments 
misumi229 says:   4 September 2009   915259  
hi... i've never seen anynoe be so honest before... i'm not weirded
out... (ok, maybe a little bit... lol...) but message me if you want
to be friends... 
 
SexFlavouredPancakes says:   4 September 2009   681259  
LOL. Yeah, I never thought I'd post a diary with that much info.
And sure. (:
 
Oroborus21 says:   4 September 2009   757741  
interesting. i like that you arent afraid to be your own person if
that makes sense. and i think youre cute
 
BooRadley says:   4 September 2009   999964  
I love it when you talk about your breasts Corneh darling 
 
‹{SWD}-Ariel› says:   4 September 2009   248681  
lol wow that last comment lol wow :P
 
SexFlavouredPancakes says:   4 September 2009   983832  
@ Oroborus: Thank you. (: Yes, it makes sense. Haha.
@ Boo: I love it, too, bb. 
@ Cyber: INORITE. 
 
‹♠♫ßιρσlαя•έυρнσяια♪♠› says:   4 September 2009   713286  
/dies.

we're. like. twins.

courtnea, i hate our name....:[ so much

 my turnnnnn lol...maybe later but yeah i will doooit
 
SexFlavouredPancakes says:   4 September 2009   789545  
:O OHRLY.
Yeah, I do too. D:
And yes. DOO EEETT.
 
StickThatInYourJuiceBoxAndSuckIt shouts:   4 September 2009   487493  
lmfao lmfao lmfao
 
StickThatInYourJuiceBoxAndSuckIt cries:   4 September 2009   773292  
i like making dirty jokes about ma cats ;D
 
StickThatInYourJuiceBoxAndSuckIt writes:   4 September 2009   923811  
and by cats i mean pussys
 
brainwashed says:   4 September 2009   496986  
.___.
wtf corny.
 
SexFlavouredPancakes says:   4 September 2009   519376  
LOL @ JENNA.
And @ Kylie ....WHAT! D: 
 
brainwashed says:   5 September 2009   868384  
>.>
Youre so weird.
I loves it.
 
SexFlavouredPancakes says:   5 September 2009   273141  
LOL. Yeah, I know.
And I love you! <3
 
devilsdaughter5629 says:   7 September 2009   154342  
We are a lot alike we should totaly be friends
 
SexFlavouredPancakes says:   7 September 2009   488541  
Sure, message me if you want to talk. (:
 
‹~WildBerri~› says:   7 September 2009   472168  
i hate the stupid idiots who went for twilight to 

OH EDWARD YOU ARE MY LIFE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH  and the peopel who liked
him before are like ok this is shit and go off on them then the preps
say oh yea well ive read it ever since the movie came out and then
were like well ive read it since the book came out and their like yea
ever ince the movie came out the movie and book came out at the same
time and it makes me so mad and now my friends who read it before the
movie doesnt like it anymore because the preps have trashed it and the
movie is a discrase to the book the movie is terrible 

*huff huff* ^^ anyway......
 
SexFlavouredPancakes says:   7 September 2009   915469  
Yeah, that's how it is around here, too. -__- SO annoying.
 
‹✁HaruDesü™› says:   7 September 2009   315245  
Madam I belive you are made of pure geniouse. Your perfect!  

I LOVE YOU.  

Lmao. 

Intresting stuff you gots here ;D
 
SexFlavouredPancakes says:   7 September 2009   263585  
Thank you! Haha.
I LOVE YOU TOO. <3!
And yes, yes, I agree.
 
brainwashed says :   7 September 2009   449439  
I know.
;]
 
 
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