Friday, 4 September 2009
12:00:51 AM (GMT)
WARNING: SOME OF THE FOLLOWING FACTS MAY TURN YOU AWAY FROM ME. PARENTAL
DISCRETION IS ADVISED.
I get pissed off when people "steal things". And what I mean by this is that if I
like a certain thing for a long time, and it suddenly gets popular, I start to feel
that other people are taking that thing from me. I dunno, it's weird. For example, I
liked Twilight since probably April of 2008. Then, December of 2008, it finally gets
popular, and all of the preps around are like "OMFG EDWARD CULLEN, FUCK ME. OMG I
LOVE TWILIGHT!" and it's like "Hey, bitch. I knew about it before you did, so shut
the fuck up." Yeah, I'm retarded. I realize this. But still! It pisses me off when
something I like is liked by every other person on the planet. -__-
I get jealous VERY easily.
I rarely listen to music that's played on the radio a lot. I'd probably listen to
Katy Perry and Lady Gaga if they weren't so overplayed.
One of my breasts are abnormally larger than the other. o__o
I have a weird ass taste in guys that I'm actually scared to tell people about.
I would actually rather have any other name in the world but Courtney. Like, what the
hell is that? Pretty sure my parents were intoxicated when they named me.
I LOVE MICHAEL JACKSON. I liked him BEFORE he died, before the media got all involved
in his death. He's a great entertainer, and I have a bunch of his songs on my iPod,
which I'm not ashamed of at all.
I watch porn more than I should. I don't get off on it, though. I just watch it for
I rarely wash my hands. It's disgusting, but it's me. xD
I have a shit load of stretch marks on my stomach, and I haven't even had a child.
-insert rolling eyes here-
I'm not big on movies. I watch like, one a month, maybe.
I can't stand hairy guys. Yet, I don't shave my legs on a regular basis.
I'm kinda desperate. I've been single for...a LONG TIME, and I set some low
standards. There are few guidelines you have to go by to grab my attention. That
doesn't mean I'll date you first thing, no matter who you are. I'd have to get to
know you, but if I like you, you'll know it.
I sing in the shower way too much.
I'm a total acneface and I brighten/contrast my pictures a tad too much. It's pretty
much just to hide my uglyness.
Pajama pants are my life.
I'm a sucker for accents and guys with sexy hair. :D
I E-threaten people a lot. And it's not even good threats. It's like, "DO THIS OR I
WILL CASTRATE YOU FROM A TREE!" "DO THIS OR I WILL PERSONALLY RIP OUT YOUR LUNGS AND
MAKE MY DEAD GRANDMOTHER EAT THEM!"
I honestly have never been to Burger King, Wendy's, Arby's, etc.
I attract freaks most of the time. Pedophiles, perverts, and people with fucked up
lives are the top three.
Ohai. That's the end of my random facts for nao. I'm sorry if any of them
weirded you out, but hey, you've been warned. You're free to stop talking to me, it's
really not a big deal. I just felt like coming clean about some stuff I usually don't
tell you guys.