Friday, 17 April 2009
03:18:44 PM (GMT)
1) A female giraffe.
Met in an abandoned trailer park filled with manure
Where they made candle sticks
He said "Bleughh! Whats happened to yuor face?"
She said "I would kindly like to oblige. It would be my honour"
2) The birthday girl
A land fill sight behind a broken refridgerator
Where the laughed at hmeless bums
He said "Why arent you wearing any knickers?"
She said "Very much so. I do like enjoyment. Especially the mating programme on