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Wednesday, 14 January 2009
08:22:37 PM (GMT)

A balanced diet: a cookie in each hand!

I'm in shape. Round is a shape!

"I can resist everything except temptation."
-Oscar Wilde

My exercise regime:
Up down, up down.
And now the other eyelid

Diet religiously: Eat what you like and pray it doesn't show.

The only way to lose 10 lbs in two weeks, and keep it off, is to chop off your leg.

The seafood diet: See food and you eat it

The skipping diet: Skipping breakfast, skipping lunch, skipping supper.

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow,
we may diet

Last edited: 14 January 2009

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