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Sunday, 30 November 2008
07:46:41 AM (GMT)
BLACK FRIDAY.
I HATE IT WITH A PASSION AND I'M NEVER DOING IT EVER AGAIN. EVVEEERRR.
SO. My cousins and me decide it's a good idea to just..not go to bed before Black
Friday since we'd be leaving at 3am. (YEAYEAIKNORITE.) So..we don't. And all night
me, Erica, Amy, Adam, and my aunt Janice are up in the living watching youtube videos
(POWERTHIRST, IT'S AWWH. AWWWWHHH!) and dying laughing. NOSRS. I COULDN'T BREATHE.
THEEEN.
Me and my cousin Amy were like, completely and udderly needing of caffeine. So she
brings out some soda and vitamins. I down in it like a gulp. And off we go! My cousin
Erica was driving (she's 22), and Amy was next to her in the front (she's 25), and
I'm in the back. Erica is trying to not run into things because we needed to get to
the mall (It's about 3:15am right now), and me and Amy are screaming our lungs off.
We finally get to the mall and on the side we're at it's completely empty. We're
like, "OH, YESS! NO ONE IS HERE! WHOLE MALL TO OURSELVES! YESSS!"

OHHNO.
We turn the corner to park in front of JC Penney and we see a huge line (I'm talking
200 people), lined up to get in JC Penney. Soo... I do the one thing I could do. I
screamed. (The Powerthirst scream.)
So I throw open my door, scream, shut it again, and then me and Amy jump out of the
car and start walking towards the line (please keep in mind it's deathly quiet and
everyone could hear us). I see some beezy trying to steal my spot in line and go all
out dash towards the line, beating her by a second.
ABOUT THIRTY MINUTES LATER THEY FINALLY LET US IN (about 3:45am), and we all go
RUSHING.
I run to the thermals and pick out like 10 (I'm wearing one now! 8D) and while bent
over to grab a black thermal, some old lady pushes me over, saying, "Oh, I'm sorry
dear!" AND THEN SHE GRINS AND RUNS OFF. THEN SOME BITCHASS FOTHERMUCKER KICKS ME
WHILE I'M STILL ON THE GROUND.

BUT I STILL GOT MY THERMALS. ALL IS WELL.

So. We spent like. 15-20 minutes at JC Penney. THE REAL HORROR STARTED AT OLD NAVY
(WHICH IM NEVER GOING TO AGAIN.)
When we get there we stand in line..we're an HOUR EARLY. Me and Erica start going
senile and laughing hysterically and scaring the lady in front of us. THEN WE STARTED
TAKING PICTURES.
WHICH I WILL PUT UP HERE IN A BIT...
JUST NOT RITE NAO.
SO YEAH. PICTURES. THEN WE FOUND OUT THAT THE MP3 PLAYER (THAT WE HAD COME THERE FOR)
WAS ONLY GIVEN OUT TO THE FIRST 80 PEOPLE.
I STARTED THREATENING PEOPLE AND WE ENDED UP BEING IN THE TOP 80 ANYWAY.
HELL YES.
SO.
WE GET OUR STUFF FROM OLD NAVY AND GET IN LINE. OH NO. THE LINE. WE FOLLOW IT TO THE
BACK FARTHER..AND FARTHER.. AND THEN IT TURNS.. SO WE FOLLOW..AND THEN IT TURNS
AGAIN...SO WE FOLLOW AND IT WRAPS ALL THE WAY TO THE FRONT OF THE BUILDING..THEN IT
TURNS AGAIN. AND WE GET IN LINE.
THEN AFTER 45 MINUTES IN LINE WE START GOING DELUSIONAL. AND SOME BITCHASS LADY WHO
WORKS THERE COMES AROUND WITH MINTS. AND ON THE BACK THERE IS A WORD SCRAMBLE THAT
SAYS CORN COB PIPE AS THE LAST ONE. ME AND ERICA WERE GOING INSANE AND WERE LOOKING
AROUND CRAZILY SAYING, "CORN COB PIPE? CORN..COB....PIPE?" YEAHH. AND THEN..
WE FINALLY GET OUT AFTER ANOTHER 45 MINUTES AND GO HOME AND GO TO BED. THE END.



LONGEST JOURNAL EVER..

Comments 
‹They'reComingToTakeMeAway› says:   8 December 2008   833219  
black friday should be BANNED FOREVER!!! this year i played sick :D
AND IT WORKED!!!
 
‹fuminori› says :   9 December 2008   595316  
xD I HAD FUN. I'M JUST...NEVER DOING IT AGAIN.
 

 
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