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Wednesday, 13 August 2008
12:40:35 AM (GMT)

So, I like sitting in the graveyard. Simply because the place is gorgeous and very
quiet. It's a place of peace and I like to share in that. 
Today, I woke up at 2ish and went on the internet. This made me feel like crap
because I woke up so late and then stressed my brain by going on too early, along
with dealing with Jon and Viki crap. So after getting all emo over my to do list and
summer vacation ending in two weeks I went downstairs and outside. I saw my brother's
bow and arrow and was like "LOL :D" and I shot it and the arrow went over the fence.
"Fuck." It landed fucking square in the middle of the street behind my house. Since I
can't hop the type of fence we have I got dressed and got my shit together and went
to get it. So, I got it back over the fence and decided to go bullshit around town. I
went and got two-for-one 23oz arizona iced teas and mango altoids and went and sat in
the graveyard drawing and reading for an hour or so. 
I.....forgot that they lock the gates at sundown.
HAHA, so I had to go around checking all the gates like "SHIIIT" 'till I found a
section of the fence that wasn't barbed and I wouldn't be spotted and have my ass
called by the police for being a teenager trespassing at night (LOL BITCH YOU LOCKED
ME IN HERE FUCKTARD). I had to throw my bike over the fence (yeah, had my bike with
me too, that was the problem XD) and then jump it. I wound up screwing my bike over
so I had to straighten the wheel and the handlebars. 
Le sigh. Then I'm biking home and I see this little dog. A Jack Russel, must have
been only a year old with no collar. Beautiful little thing, but her hair was ruffled
in the way that means she had been wearing a collar all her life, so she wasn't a
stray. I call to her, she looks at me and starts walking away down the street,
sniffing everything. I'm like wtf? I follow her, trying to get her and she's ignoring
me like she's deaf and blind. This is not normal terrier behavior. I keep following
her 'til she's on this lady's lawn and her dog starts flippin' a shit at me. Another
lady drives up in a car and says to me "Oh can you get that dog for me?" So I run
into the yard to get the puppy and the lady in the window is like "Excuse me D:< What
are you doing!?" and I'm like "B'uuuuh D: uh stray dog." I pick up the puppy and run
to the car and the lady in the car is like "STOP STOP There's a car coming D:" I knew
that >:T sheesh. I give her the dog back and she's talking to me but facing the lady
in the window? I had no idea, but then she thanked me and I was on my way.

so know I'm at home drinking iced tea and popping altoids like they're CRACK :D
Last edited: 13 August 2008

PAINTtheWORLD says:   13 August 2008   449698  

I used to always find these stupid stray cats in my yard :/ Arg.
hardpourcorn says:   13 August 2008   547526  
LOL today was epic~ *throws you some altoids*
‹DasAtem› says:   19 August 2008   581496  
Thats some day. xDD
hardpourcorn says :   19 August 2008   615313  

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