Monday, 30 June 2008
05:16:02 AM (GMT)
I was super bored so I put together this list of weird/random/funny quotes. They're
all from coolfunnyquotes.com.
1. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the
warm feeling that it brings.
2. The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. -
3. It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true
that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
4. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
5. Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong
button you'll be disconnected!
6. The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man
can see better than he can think.
7. When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not
screaming, like the passengers in his car.
8. Guys are like lava lamps: they're fun to look at, just not as bright.
9. Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.
10. Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.