Wednesday, 5 December 2007
01:59:25 AM (GMT)
Jay:*Talking to older brother,Stan*I can't beleve I lost the
Stan:Why,*has a suspicious look*would you
bet you can be "better" than them,I-
Jay: Stan,thats not it, I have to wear a dress-
Stan:Ha ha ha
Jay:Dude,I'm not finished, I have to wear a dress,
A pink one!!
you look very pretty in pink!!*laughs*
Jay:*angry*You're no help at all.*walks away angrily*
Mom:Have your head up you'll ruin your
posture. Posture tells people a lot.
Jay:*sarcasticly* Thank you,Mom
for your boring lecture about posture you
changed my life!!
Mom:Jay,are you alright
Jay:Sure,Mom,i'm fine,By the way
wheres Dad? He hasn't been home for like what now
2,3 weeks, whats up with that?
Mom:*staring at Stan*Yeah,Sure that.
Stan:*laughing*If your def I will say it louder.
MOM AND DAD DIVORCED!! there are you getting it perfect?
Jay:Stan you can grow up to be a comedian.
Stan:*touched*You really think so?
Stan:*looks down*Oh,sorry. Mom this is all your fault!*starts crying*
Stan:For giving birth to me,If i knew i would grow to be 20 years old and
be treated dirty by a 16 year old boy then I might as well commit..
Mom:*Joins the screaming* Why are we screaming.
Both:YOU'RE NOT IN THIS!!