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FEMALE COMEBACKS!!!!Category: (general)
Saturday, 17 November 2007
06:44:01 PM (GMT)
FEMALE COMEBACKS!!!!!!



Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37
minutes after you repost

this....

If you don't resend this then your love life will be
[[doomed]] for all of
eternity.

GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"

GUYS REPOST THIS AS "how we get dissed

Comments 
Camilleh says:   17 November 2007   579843  
LOLZ.
x]
Lilrockin2 says:   17 November 2007   356617  
lol lol lol that is very funneh
puppylover41195 says:   17 November 2007   244892  
lol!! i luv the f u 1 elizabeth :P <33
Snow_princess96 says:   17 November 2007   194267  
rofl OMFG!!! SO.....FUNNEH!!!
    =D
 
‹{{♥Gelikerz♥}}› says:   17 November 2007   412984  
haha thats funny!
 
AMYxNiCOLE says:   18 November 2007   431357  
hehe. =]
 
soccerbestbabe says:   21 November 2007   788997  
ROFL that  is  sooooo  funny elizabeth
queenlakarme says :   7 February 2012   558869  
Hello ,
my name is Queen Lakarme, I was impressed when I saw your profile in
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relationship with you , please you can contact me through my mail, 
(queenlakarme24@yahoo.co.uk)
 so that I will send you my picture and tell you more about me.

I will be waiting for your reply as soon as possible.
From your friend,
Queen. 
 
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