Monday, 17 September 2007
07:27:09 AM (GMT)
Ok this is stupid but funny
TORTURE! torTure! TORTURE!
Quiet You Idiot!!! It's time for you to get ToRtUreD! First I'm gonna make you sit on
a Spiky nails on the seat--- naked, and with no clothes on! Then I'll poke holes in
your tongue and pour a bucket of petrol over it. I'll pull out your head hairs ONE BY
ONE with a hammer. Then I'll plug them into your tongue. I'll make you watch 11222
straight hours of Weakest Link until you puke Mashed Potatoes. Then I'll make you
watch Mary and Edith mud-wrestle in your puked-up Mashed Potatoes. Then you'll have
to lick the Mashed Potatoes off of the winner's head. Either way you'll be licking
puke off an old wrinkly head, or a flabby, greasy head.
Then I'll hit you across the face with a Sink and make you answer hard questions
Next I'll call you a You Idiot!! and make you eat my Bum for a healthy snack. Next,
you can massage the Very long nails on my tongue. Then I'll spit at your hand and
make you call me painful Bad Mistress Janet.
Then I'll paint your Thigh and make you sing songs by DuranDuran. Yeah TORTURE, You
Idiot!!, TORTURE! You'll be making love to Mary's fat, jiggly, cellulite-ridden,
Last edited: 17 September 2007
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