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Monday, 17 September 2007
11:27:09 AM (GMT)
Ok this is stupid but funny
TORTURE! torTure! TORTURE!
Quiet You Idiot!!! It's time for you to get ToRtUreD! First I'm gonna make you sit on
a Spiky nails on the seat--- naked, and with no clothes on! Then I'll poke holes in
your tongue and pour a bucket of petrol over it. I'll pull out your head hairs ONE BY
ONE with a hammer. Then I'll plug them into your tongue. I'll make you watch 11222
straight hours of Weakest Link until you puke Mashed Potatoes. Then I'll make you
watch Mary and Edith mud-wrestle in your puked-up Mashed Potatoes. Then you'll have
to lick the Mashed Potatoes off of the winner's head. Either way you'll be licking
puke off an old wrinkly head, or a flabby, greasy head. 

Then I'll hit you across the face with a Sink and make you answer hard questions
about Maths. 

Next I'll call you a You Idiot!! and make you eat my Bum for a healthy snack. Next,
you can massage the Very long nails on my tongue. Then I'll spit at your hand and
make you call me painful Bad Mistress Janet. 

Then I'll paint your Thigh and make you sing songs by DuranDuran. Yeah TORTURE, You
Idiot!!, TORTURE! You'll be making love to Mary's fat, jiggly, cellulite-ridden,
Thigh.
Last edited: 17 September 2007

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Lilrockin says:   17 September 2007   783981  
Heres another 1
TORTURE! torTure! TORTURE!
Quiet Fart! It's time for you to get ToRtUreD! First I'm gonna make
you sit on a a seat with nails sticking out of it--- naked, and with
no clothes on! Then I'll poke holes in your tongue and pour a bucket
of orange juice over it. I'll pull out your toenails hairs ONE BY ONE
with a goldfish. Then I'll plug them into your tongue. I'll make you
watch 300 straight hours of The Muppets until you puke mushy peas.
Then I'll make you watch Fatty and Oldy mud-wrestle in your puked-up
mushy peas. Then you'll have to lick the mushy peas off of the
winner's toenails. Either way you'll be licking puke off an old
wrinkly toenails, or a flabby, greasy toenails. 

Then I'll hit you across the face with a sink and make you answer hard
questions about maths. 

Next I'll call you a Fart and make you eat my bum for a healthy snack.
Next, you can massage the very long nails on my tongue. Then I'll spit
at your ear and make you call me fatty weirdo Bad Mistress Harry. 

Then I'll paint your toenails and make you sing songs by Eminem. Yeah
TORTURE, Fart, TORTURE! You'll be making love to Fatty's fat, jiggly,
cellulite-ridden, toenails
Lilrockin says :   17 September 2007   521895  
TORTURE! torTure! TORTURE!
Quiet fatty weirdo! It's time for you to get ToRtUreD! First I'm gonna
make you sit on a the comfiest seat in the world --- naked, and with
no clothes on! Then I'll poke holes in your eyelash and pour a bucket
of your favourite drink over it. I'll pull out your nose hairs ONE BY
ONE with a bit of broccoli. Then I'll plug them into your eyelash.
I'll make you watch 16 straight hours of your favourite TV show until
you puke mashed potatoes. Then I'll make you watch Fatty and Oldy
mud-wrestle in your puked-up mashed potatoes. Then you'll have to lick
the mashed potatoes off of the winner's nose. Either way you'll be
licking puke off an old wrinkly nose, or a flabby, greasy nose. 

Then I'll hit you across the face with a fridge and make you answer
hard questions about a really easy thing. 

Next I'll call you a fatty weirdo and make you eat my huge big fat bum
for a healthy snack. Next, you can massage the pimply tongue on my
eyelash. Then I'll spit at your tooth and make you call me stupid dumb
fatso oldy mangy grotty moldy Bad Mistress teapot. 

Then I'll paint your toenail and make you sing songs by Girls Aloud.
Yeah TORTURE, fatty weirdo, TORTURE! You'll be making love to Fatty's
fat, jiggly, cellulite-ridden, toenail.
 
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