Monday, 25 June 2007
11:31:41 PM (GMT)
"gee....i wonder what im going to do today.....i'm so bored" said bambi while
walking through the forest on a foggy monday morning...
i really hate mondays, he said to him self, wensdays are so much better!
wensdays kick ass!
"hi bambi!" said thumper, who at the moment was trying to outrun his
phycologicaly unstable sisters, "sorry bambi, i'd love to sit and you know, clomplain
about how much mondays suck right now, but i cant, they've come up with this crazy
idea that if the cut my ears off, i'll turn into a magical unicorn....,well, got to
"but wait thumper? can i come and out run your phycologicaly unstable sisters
with you? oh please thumper, it would be so much fun if i could come along and hang
out with you while we run through an incredibly dense forest, with apsoloutly no clue
where we're going. please?"
"oh..ok, just dont fall behind, and dont let them catch you!"
After running for three hours, bambi and thumper finaly out distanse thumpers little
sisters. Out of breath, and suffering from dehydration, the two friends come to a
clearing. Strangly enough, there in the middle of the clearing,perched on a gray
pedestal of granite, was a grilled mandarin chicken salad from wendys....
"wow! a grilled mandarin chicken salad from wendys!" they squeeld in
delight, going over to trot/ and hop, over next to the pedestal, bending their heads
down to stuff themselves with the goodness that is wendys.
"who is it that DARES to stuff thy face with my zesty and nutricious
"oh shit! its Chuck Noris!" gasped bambi!
"I heard, Chuch Noris is soo tough, that, instead of a chin under his
beard, he just as another fist!"
"ow! shit he punched me!" yelled bambi.
"where did the fist come from? did you see?" inquired thumper.
"i'm not sure, i think it came from 'neath is beard....."
TO BE CONTINUED.......