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Thursday, 14 December 2006
03:37:54 PM (GMT)
READ ALL THREE OF THE STORY POEMS!!
The sky was dark 
The moon was high 
All alone 
Just her and I 
Her hair so soft 
Her eyes so blue 
I knew just what 
She wanted to do 
Her skin so soft 
Her legs so fine 
I ran my fingers 
Down her spine 
I didn't know how 
But I tried my best 
To place my hand 
On her breasts 
I remember my fear 
My fast beating heart 
But slowly she spread 
Her legs apart 
And when she did it 
I felt no shame 
All at once 
The white stuff came 
At last it's finished 
It's all over now 
My first time 
MILKING A COW!

It's your first time. As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a
while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He
asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience,
but it's the first time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and
you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks
deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him - he's done this many times
before. His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an
easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time,
wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer,going deeper,
you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the
slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if
it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for
him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel
him within you. After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he
pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and
smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet
most rewarding experience. You smile and thank your dentist. After all,it was your
first time to have a tooth pulled out.


I shave my legs, i sit down to pee.And i can just ify any shopping spree.
Don't go to the barber, but a beauty salon. i can get a massage without a hard-on.
I can balance the checkbook; i can pump my own gas. Can talk to my friends, about the
size of my ass.
My beauty's a masterpiece, and yes, it takes long. At least i can admit, to the
others when i'm wrong.
I don't drive in circles, at any cost. And i don't have a problem, admitting i'm
lost.
I never forget an important date. You just got to deal with it, im usually late.
I don't watch movies with lots of gore. Don't need instant replay, to remember the
score.
I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch. And just cause im assertive, don't call
me a bitch.
Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her. In your dreams, my dear, i can do
better!
Flowers are okay, but jewelry's best. Look at me you idiot...Not my chest????
I don't have a problem, With Expressing my feelings. I know when your lying, you look
at the ceiling.
DON'T call me a GIRL,a BABE, or a CHICK. I am a WOMAN, get it? You DICK!?!  

LOL!!!
FROM SAUCY

Comments 
Saucy_Chic says:   14 December 2006   519379  
HOPE THEY WERE WHAT YOU EXPECTED,AND SORRY IF YOU ARE ONLY YOUNG AND
YOU DON'T LIKE THE *BAD LANGUAGE* AT THE END
candyfloss27 shouts:   14 December 2006   921875  
WRITE MORE! I LOVE YOUR DIARY ENTRIES! WRITE MORE!
Saucy_Chic says:   14 December 2006   936235  
kk wot like?
Saucy_Chic says:   14 December 2006   937419  
i will just go get somert to write!ok?
Saucy_Chic says:   14 December 2006   151747  
please give me a hello
STARSINGER says:   15 December 2006   746299  
hi lolyea please write more
Saucy_Chic says:   15 December 2006   711119  
WHAT?MY NAME IS LAUUREN!
Cheerleader says:   15 December 2006   238371  
lol FIRST I SOUNDED NASTY BUT IT'S ALL LIKE DENTIST AND MILKING A COW
lol
Nanogirl says:   15 December 2006   663382  
lol, write more!!
sealagoon2733 says:   23 February 2007   522521  
lol the first was nast the last was too
girlsrule2300 says:   4 April 2007   844755  
the second one is my favorite!!!
minxygal says:   16 May 2007   399965  
they wer all funny but i didnt get the 3rd 1
candyfloss27 says :   5 July 2007   747527  
plz write more twisted ones i love it!
 
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