Tuesday, 4 December 2012
07:30:06 PM (GMT)
1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
Closed for fear of something horrendous hiding in them.
2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotels?
I think hotels steal them back from me.
3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
I only sleep with a fitted sheet, so the question is N/A.
4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
I stole all the "Cannibalists At Play" signs, so yeah.
5: Do you like to use post-it notes?
If I remember they exist in my never-ending binders.
6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
If I find something I like.
7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
I'd bitch slap that bear.
8: Do you have freckles?
Have you ever met a black person with freckles?
9: Do you always smile for pictures?
If I don't, I look like I'm organizing murder.
10: What is your biggest pet peeve?
Incorrect grammar, messy 1st grade handwriting, the feeling of cotton or socks fresh
out of the drier [what], and messy rooms.
11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
WHO TOLD YOU.
14: Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?
Don't tell the psychologist.
15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?
Always. I think I might have an addiction.
16: How many people have you slept with this week?
Whoa there, at least buy me food first.
17: What size is your bed?
18: What is your Song of the week?
Damn Girl by All American Rejects or Mark My Words by For All Those Sleeping.
19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
Only real men wear pink.
20: Do you still watch cartoons?
Teen Titans and Powerpuff Girls make my life.
21: Whats your least favorite movie?
Don't Go In The Cellar. It made me want to pursue retina murder.
22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
In my coat pockets. When something goes in, it doesn't come out.
23: What do you drink with dinner?
24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
25: What is your favorite food?
Erk. Hot Flamin' Cheetohs.
26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
Queen of the Damned, and Taxi, I think.
27: Last person you kissed/kissed you?
My dad. //lonely
28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
My mom wouldn't let me.
29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
I'd get fired from the job first.
30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
A while ago.
31: Can you change the oil on a car?
Maybe on my nonexistent car.
32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
I almost got on in Need For Speed.
33: Ever ran out of gas?
Nope. The game wouldn't be fun, then, now would it?
34: Favorite kind of sandwich?
The edible kind.
35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?
Pancakes and eggs and bacon.
36: What is your usual bedtime?
37: Are you lazy?
38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
Not a lot. I have a weird mom, you know?
39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?
40: How many languages can you speak?
One fluently, and some phrases of two others.
41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
Uhm... Who pays for those?
42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
Legos. Except they're bitches of nature when you step on them.
43: Are you stubborn?
Aren't all women?
44: Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
45: Ever watch soap operas?
Do they sing about soap?
46: Are you afraid of heights?
47: Do you sing in the car?
When I'm riding with comfortable people I don't feel will judge me to harshly.
48: Do you sing in the shower?
Nope. I know those nosy bitches in the house will hear me.
49: Do you dance in the car?
Are you encouraging an accident?
50: Ever used a gun?
Yep. Exhiliratingly terrifying.
51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
At school. I didn't look too horrible, just horrible.
52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?
No. I like some of them.
53: Is Christmas stressful?
More like suspenseful.
54: Ever eat a pierogi?
Sounds like a type of bird.
55: Favorite type of fruit pie?
56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
1. Sports manager. 2. Writer. 3. Psychologist.
57: Do you believe in ghosts?
I think there's one in my house.
58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
59: Take a vitamin daily?
60: Wear slippers?
When the cold is killing my feet.
61: Wear a bath robe?
When there's a chance of hypothermia in my house.
62: What do you wear to bed?
My bum/hobo clothes.
63: First concert?
64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
Wal-Mart. Everybody knows that.
65: Nike or Adidas?
66: Cheetos Or Fritos?
67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
SUNFLOWER SEEDS. MY PREEEECIOUS.
68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
I don't listen to Spanish music.
69: Ever take dance lessons?
No. (People seem to assume all black people can dance, but I can't.)
70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
Of course. Not.
71: Can you curl your tongue?
That sounds weird.
72: Ever won a spelling bee?
I'm like a walking dictionary.
73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
Couldn't manage it.
74: Own any record albums?
Sounds so hipster.
75: Own a record player?
Too mainstream. jknope.
76: Regularly burn incense?
77: Ever been in love?
Couldn't count on both hands.
78: Who would you like to see in concert?
P!NK, For All Those Sleeping, Skrillex, Asking Alexandria, Glee (lol), Paramore,
School Boy Humor, and All American Rejects, among others.
79: What was the last concert you saw?
That one that doesn't exist.
80: Hot tea or cold tea?
81: Tea or coffee?
82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?
83: Can you swim well?
Why did you ask? IT'S BECAUSE I'M BLACK, ISN'Y IT.
84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
85: Are you patient?
86: DJ or band, at a wedding?
87: Ever won a contest?
I'M A WINNDR.
88: Ever have plastic surgery?
Don't plan on one.
89: Which are better black or green olives?
90: Can you knit or crochet?
91: Best room for a fireplace?
92: Do you want to get married?
93: If married, how long have you been married?
94: Who was your HS crush?
I'll whisper it to you.
95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
96: Do you have kids?
Not that I know of. But people keep making these "Destiny's Child" jokes, and I
wonder if having a kid was a traumatic memory my brain hid away. What do you think?
97: Do you want kids?
I'll adopt because I'm a wimp.
98: Whats your favorite color?
99: Do you miss anyone right now?
Too many people.
Last edited: 4 December 2012