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Wednesday, 5 December 2012
12:30:06 AM (GMT)
1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? 
 Closed for fear of something horrendous hiding in them.
    2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotels? 
I think hotels steal them back from me.
    3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? 
I only sleep with a fitted sheet, so the question is N/A.
    4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before? 
I stole all the "Cannibalists At Play" signs, so yeah.
    5: Do you like to use post-it notes? 
If I remember they exist in my never-ending binders.
    6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? 
If I find something I like.
    7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees? 
I'd bitch slap that bear.
    8: Do you have freckles? 
Have you ever met a black person with freckles?
    9: Do you always smile for pictures? 
If I don't, I look like I'm organizing murder.
    10: What is your biggest pet peeve? 
Incorrect grammar, messy 1st grade handwriting, the feeling of cotton or socks fresh
out of the drier [what], and messy rooms.
    11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
WHO TOLD YOU.
    14: Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?
Don't tell the psychologist.
    15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?
Always. I think I might have an addiction.
    16: How many people have you slept with this week? 
Whoa there, at least buy me food first.
    17: What size is your bed?
Twin.
    18: What is your Song of the week?
Damn Girl by All American Rejects or Mark My Words by For All Those Sleeping.
    19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
Only real men wear pink.
    20: Do you still watch cartoons?
Teen Titans and Powerpuff Girls make my life.
    21: Whats your least favorite movie?
Don't Go In The Cellar. It made me want to pursue retina murder.
    22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
In my coat pockets. When something goes in, it doesn't come out.
    23: What do you drink with dinner? 
Watuh.
    24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in? 
BARBEQUE, NIGGA.
    25: What is your favorite food?
Erk. Hot Flamin' Cheetohs.
    26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love? 
Queen of the Damned, and Taxi, I think.
    27: Last person you kissed/kissed you? 
My dad. //lonely
    28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout? 
My mom wouldn't let me.
    29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
I'd get fired from the job first.
    30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
A while ago.
    31: Can you change the oil on a car? 
Maybe on my nonexistent car.
    32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
I almost got on in Need For Speed.
    33: Ever ran out of gas?
Nope. The game wouldn't be fun, then, now would it?
 34: Favorite kind of sandwich? 
The edible kind.
    35: Best thing to eat for breakfast? 
Pancakes and eggs and bacon.
    36: What is your usual bedtime?
Nine.
    37: Are you lazy?  
Very.
    38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween? 
Not a lot. I have a weird mom, you know?
    39: What is your Chinese astrological sign? 
An animal.
    40: How many languages can you speak? 
One fluently, and some phrases of two others.
    41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
Uhm... Who pays for those?
    42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs? 
Legos. Except they're bitches of nature when you step on them.
    43: Are you stubborn?  
Aren't all women?
    44: Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
Me.
    45: Ever watch soap operas?
Do they sing about soap?
    46: Are you afraid of heights? 
Kind of.
    47: Do you sing in the car?
When I'm riding with comfortable people I don't feel will judge me to harshly.
    48: Do you sing in the shower?
Nope. I know those nosy bitches in the house will hear me.
    49: Do you dance in the car?
Are you encouraging an accident?
    50: Ever used a gun?
Yep. Exhiliratingly terrifying.
    51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
At school. I didn't look too horrible, just horrible.
    52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?
No. I like some of them.
    53: Is Christmas stressful? 
More like suspenseful.
    54: Ever eat a pierogi?
Sounds like a type of bird.
    55: Favorite type of fruit pie?
Probably apple.
    56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
1. Sports manager. 2. Writer. 3. Psychologist.
    57: Do you believe in ghosts?
I think there's one in my house.
    58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? 
Sometimes.
    59: Take a vitamin daily?
Nope.
    60: Wear slippers? 
When the cold is killing my feet.
    61: Wear a bath robe?
When there's a chance of hypothermia in my house.
    62: What do you wear to bed?
My bum/hobo clothes.
    63: First concert? 
Nope.
    64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? 
Wal-Mart. Everybody knows that.
    65: Nike or Adidas? 
Nike.
    66: Cheetos Or Fritos? 
Cheetohs.
    67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? 
SUNFLOWER SEEDS. MY PREEEECIOUS.
    68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien? 
I don't listen to Spanish music.
    69: Ever take dance lessons?
No. (People seem to assume all black people can dance, but I can't.)
    70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? 
Of course. Not.
    71: Can you curl your tongue? 
That sounds weird.
    72: Ever won a spelling bee?
I'm like a walking dictionary. 
    73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
Couldn't manage it.
    74: Own any record albums?
Sounds so hipster.
    75: Own a record player? 
Too mainstream. jknope.
    76: Regularly burn incense?
Not regularly.
    77: Ever been in love? 
Couldn't count on both hands.
    78: Who would you like to see in concert?
P!NK, For All Those Sleeping, Skrillex, Asking Alexandria, Glee (lol), Paramore,
School Boy Humor, and All American Rejects, among others.
    79: What was the last concert you saw?
That one that doesn't exist.
    80: Hot tea or cold tea?
Hot chocolate.
    81: Tea or coffee? 
Tea.
    82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?
Sugar.
    83: Can you swim well?
Why did you ask? IT'S BECAUSE I'M BLACK, ISN'Y IT.
    84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? 
Of course.
    85: Are you patient?
Mostly.
    86: DJ or band, at a wedding?
A band.
    87: Ever won a contest? 
I'M A WINNDR.
    88: Ever have plastic surgery?
Don't plan on one.
    89: Which are better black or green olives?
What?
    90: Can you knit or crochet?
Draw.
    91: Best room for a fireplace? 
Living Room.
    92: Do you want to get married? 
Uh. Yeah.
    93: If married, how long have you been married? 
-3 years.
    94: Who was your HS crush? 
I'll whisper it to you.
    95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
Sounds childish.
    96: Do you have kids? 
Not that I know of. But people keep making these "Destiny's Child" jokes, and I
wonder if having a kid was a traumatic memory my brain hid away. What do you think?
    97: Do you want kids? 
I'll adopt because I'm a wimp.
    98: Whats your favorite color?
Periwinkle.
    99: Do you miss anyone right now? 
Too many people.
Last edited: 5 December 2012

Comments 
‹Carmosa› says:   17 December 2012   370062  
You friend, need to create a link on your page so I can send messages
to you.
 
‹uninviting› says:   17 December 2012   995931  
@IdgafGiveMeWaffles 
I'm sorry, bby.
Dis bitchy code is screwing with my brain interface. c: 
 
‹Carmosa› says:   18 December 2012   428059  
Well, kill it. And then go for its children. Make it watch in horror
and abhorrence as you slowly torture and twist every gut in their body
until their chests cease to move. Make it suffer the way it made you
suffer. @The_Image_Of_Heartache 
 
‹uninviting› says:   18 December 2012   515608  
@IdgafGiveMeWaffles 

bby, your detailed imagery is bringing tears to my eyes.
let me love you.
i want you, k. <3 
 
‹Carmosa› says:   18 December 2012   358658  
You already had me. @The_Image_Of_Heartache 
 
‹uninviting› says:   18 December 2012   265054  
@IdgafGiveMeWaffles 

So let us be together
and make sexy
love children.
Because I will love you forever. 
 
‹QueenNubia'sSpiritualBirth› says:   18 December 2012   796337  
I have freckles on my hands.
 
‹uninviting› says:   18 December 2012   494237  
@Dinabee 

LET ME SEE,
LET ME SEE. 
 
‹QueenNubia'sSpiritualBirth› says:   18 December 2012   430446  
@The_Image_Of_Heartache 

THE LIGHTING ISN't GOOD ENOUGH TO SEE!!!!!!!! 
 
‹uninviting› says:   19 December 2012   535976  
@Dinabee 

HOW DARE YOU LEAD ME ON LIKE THAT. 
 
‹QueenNubia'sSpiritualBirth› says:   19 December 2012   993182  
@The_Image_Of_Heartache 

I IS SORRY!!!!1111111!!!!! 
 
‹uninviting› says:   19 December 2012   484781  
@Dinabee 

YOU REALLY HURT MY FEELINGS, MK. 
 
‹QueenNubia'sSpiritualBirth› says:   20 December 2012   679483  
@The_Image_Of_Heartache 

NUUUU BBY I WAZ WRONG I KNOW IM SORRY!!!! 
 
‹uninviting› says:   20 December 2012   390292  
@Dinabee 

I BET YOU SHOW YOUR FRECKLES TO OTHER WOMEN. 
 
‹QueenNubia'sSpiritualBirth› says:   20 December 2012   659742  
 
‹uninviting› says:   21 December 2012   588058  
@Dinabee 

aw.
Darbs is sowwy.
mk.
I forgive you now. c: <3 
 
‹QueenNubia'sSpiritualBirth› says:   21 December 2012   507937  
 
‹uninviting› says:   27 December 2012   964921  
@Dinabee 

the polar bear behind you
convinced me. <3 
 
‹QueenNubia'sSpiritualBirth› says:   27 December 2012   513623  
@The_Image_Of_Heartache 

guuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrllllllllllllll u cracra 
 
‹uninviting› says :   18 January 2013   320890  
@Dinabee 

Gurl.
Furreal doe. 
 
 
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