Monday, 21 November 2011
04:32:36 PM (GMT)
What's your name?
No, really, what's your REAL name?
What's your nickname?
Cloud/Faggotron/Samtha/Zampa/Thena (depends on the person)
What's the name your mom/dad/guardian calls you when s/he's pissed?
My mum never gets mad at me. :3
What name does your love call you? (Yes, your hand counts as a lover.)
MY EMOTIONS CAN TALK? FUCK.
What's the name you wish you had?
Anabelle or Whisper.
What's a name you're glad you don't have?
Thatonepersonwiththeface. That would be the worse name ever.
Wait, no. Hello would be a worse name.
How old are you?
That one age. You know the one with the two numbers? Yeah, that one.
How old are you in dog years?
Very ancient. v_v
I don't know. Lemme go ask Mystery.
He said: "LET ME SLEEP, ANCIENT PERSON."
How old are you if you were on the moon?
That one age, quite obviously.
That was a trick question, did you know that?
If I didn't know that, I wouldn't have answered. .-.
What's something you love about the Earth?
What's something you love about yourself?
No, not my awesomeness; my awesome.
There's a difference.
What's something you love about your genetalia?
What's something you love about Jasper? (YOU HAVE TO ANSWER THIS ONE.)
If you could be anything, what would you be?
A cheetah. They'resocute.
Or a panther.
If you could eat anything, what would you eat?
A Miltank A human? Iunno
If you could say anything to the Pope, what would you say?
"You're wrong, bro. But have fun wasting what's left of your life."
If you could say anything to God, what would you say?
"You are just like the cake."
If you could fly, where would you go?
If you could swim, what would you see?
Atlantis Water, shadows, and wet sand
If you could read, would you be doing this survey?
Nah shit, sherlock.
If you can read, did you realize the mindfuck you just answered?
If you are George, why do you write surveys to kill Jasper's social life?
If you are someone else, why are you killing your social life?
Because I already played my 9 hours of Skyrim and even played some Zelda.
IT'S ALREADY DEAD, BRO
Why are you on Kupika?
-redirects whoever is reading to the previous question-
Don't you have something better to do?
My History work. >.>
How often do you wank?
I'm a girl, so why would I?
I don't like females like that. e_e
Didn't expect that question, did you?
Last edited: 3 January 2012