Im a Freaky hoe with a broken heart who ate a prostitute Because I
love marijuana <-- so true...
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Im a Freaky hoe with a broken heart who ate a prostitute Because I
love marijuana <-- so true...
Category: (general)
Monday, 24 October 2011
06:07:48 AM (GMT)
I am a...

What color socks are you wearing?
[ ] Red = loud 
[ ] Green = stupid
[x] None = freaky
[ ] Fuzzy = gorgeous
[ ] Yellow = innocent
[ ] Purple = a little too happy
[ ] Black = emo
[ ] Stripes = funny
[ ] Gray = skanky
[ ] Pink = preppy
[ ] Light blue = sweaty
[ ] Other = hot
[ ] White = sexy
 
 
What kind of pants are you wearing?
[ ]Shorts = cutie
[ ]Skirt/skort = skank 
[ ]Corduroy = homosexual 
[ ]Tight jeans = scene kid 
[ ]Ripped jeans = emo
[ ]Cammo = cage fighter
[ ]Jeans = prep
[ ]PJs = pimp
[ ]Cargo = clown
[ ]Sweats = athlete
[ ]Boxers = brat
[ ]Booty shorts = female 
[ ]Capris = Gangster
[x]Nothing = hoe
[ ]Dickies = weirdo
[ ]Bikini bottoms = tiki girl
[ ]Other = sex addict 
 
 
What is your natural hair color?
[ ]Auburrn = that every one wants to make out with
[x]Blonde = with a broken heart
[ ]Black = with a sexy smile
[ ]Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend
[ ]Red = that likes to have fun
[ ]Brown = who loves to be different
[ ]Dirty blonde= with a nice ass
[ ]Bald = with herpes
 
 
Pick the month you were born on:
[x]1 = who ate
[ ]2 = who needed
[ ]3 = who killed
[ ]4 = who shot
[ ]5 = who killed
[ ]6 = who smoked with 
[ ]7 = who banged
[ ]8 = who ran shirtless with 
[ ]9 = who got stabbed horribly by
[ ]10 = who cuddled with
[ ]11 = who slept with
[ ]12 = who ran naked with
 
 
Pick the day you were born on:
[ ]01 = the kool-aid man
[ ]02 = a dog
[ ]03 = a shoe
[ ]04 = a toothbrush
[ ]05 = Santa Claus
[ ]06 = The Trojan man
[ ]07 = Barney the dinosaur
[x]08 = a prostitute
[ ]09 = a porn star
[ ]10 = a bag of weed
[ ]11 = my lover
[ ]12 = a serial killer
[ ]13 = a horse
[ ]14 = a lesbian
[ ]15 = a stripper
[ ]16 = a pickle
[ ]17 = an orange
[ ]18 = a homo
[ ]19 = a jew
[ ]20 = my mom
[ ]21 = a homeless man
[ ]22 = a whore
[ ]23 = my crush
[ ]24 = an easter egg
[ ]25 = a jar of honey
[ ]26 = a condom 
[ ]27 = a bowl of cereal
[ ]28 = a french fry
[ ]29 = your dealer
[ ]30 = Paris Hilton
[ ]31 = your grandma

Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing:
[x]White = because I love marijuana
[ ]Black = because I'm sexy as hell
[ ]Pink = Because the lil people told me to
[ ]Blue = because I have AMAZING boobs
[ ]Red = because I'm a pimp and your jealous
[ ]Polka Dots = because I hate my life
[ ]Purple = because I'm gay
[ ]Gray = because I got dared
[ ]Other = because that's how I roll
[ ]Green = because I'm good in bed
[ ]Orange = because I smoke crack
[ ]Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose
[ ]Brown = because I had

Comments 
CookieMonsterHaterEater says:   24 October 2011   766868  
SO SEZZY ;D
 
Snail says:   5 November 2011   316021  
@CookieMonsterHaterEater 
OF COURSE!!;3 
 
CookieMonsterHaterEater says:   5 November 2011   279331  
@Snail 
;] 
 
Snail says:   5 November 2011   348120  
 
mihkel says:   11 November 2011   316856  
hey , i will do this!
 
Snail says:   11 November 2011   158431  
@mihkel 
Cool story bro 
 
mihkel says:   11 November 2011   241706  
say that to my table story DUHHHH
 
Snail says:   11 November 2011   293169  
@mihkel 
That was the LAMEST story I've ever heard!x) 
 
mihkel says:   11 November 2011   146755  
@Snail 
nope , watch out it is better than harry pooter 
 
Snail says :   11 November 2011   276495  
@mihkel 
The book of Harry potter suck ! 
 
 
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