Wednesday, 30 June 2010
04:37:49 AM (GMT)
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. Weeell, I won't deny it.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world. Actually, I love the world.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. Who doesn't every now and then?
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. *hides
wallet behind back* What was that? And did you get the milk?
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I used to, at least. But I didn't
have much of a social life back then.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. I'm 13 - wouldn't it be the oddity that I WASN'T?
I'M MIXED SO I MUST BE SCREWED UP! Actually, just posting this one because it's sort
of confusing. Does being German, English, Welsh, Irish, and mainly Icelandic count?
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. Being like everyone else in
impossible, though. Seriously. IMPOSSIBLE.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. XD
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I'm not arguing.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. Thass right.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. Well I don't.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. Well I am. :D
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. Well I am. :D
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. Well I -shot-
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every
man on the earth. Laaawl.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. YES. THAT IS CORRECT.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. ... >_> My own blood doesn't taste half-bad.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past,
present, and future. I'm sorry.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. When I was in
school, I WAS the loser-nerd, so...
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie.
I CHAT ONLINE, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IMMATURE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology, therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. Actually, I
don't have any.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. BWAHAH. *plants bombs*
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. I make more than I see,
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. ... Guilty! -shot-
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. Lawl the stupidity.
I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp. Guilty!
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at
one mistake. Actually, minus the bursting into tears bit, that's correct.
I AM A PERSON, SO I MUST BE LABELED.
I love these.