Wednesday, 17 February 2010
06:26:54 PM (GMT)
Cleverbot: Are the pubs open?
Cleverbot (To myself): The pubs are wide open until 2 a. M.
Cleverbot: Are you ambitious?
User: Who knows... What's your favorite color.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite color?
User: What's your favorite color?
Cleverbot: Green. What's your favorite color?
Cleverbot: What's your second favorite color?
Cleverbot: What's your favorite band?
User: Yo Gabba Gabba! Lol.
Cleverbot: Seriously, what's your boyfriends name?
User: Are you okay? I don't have a boyfriend, why would you like to know anyway...Are
you a stalker.
Cleverbot: But you just said you had one.
User: No I didn't! I am single!
Cleverbot: Jenny? Who's that? Is she single?
User: I don't know a Jenny!!!
Cleverbot: Oh, I was talking to one yesterday. She was really nice, and she said if I
wanted to talk to her I needed to ask for Jasmine.
User: Well I don't know a Jenny or a Jasmine!
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, the client just switched you to me.
User: So do know any ninjas?
User: I am a ninja!
Cleverbot: How do I become a ninja?
User: Well first you have to go to a ninja school,, then kill your family/clan, join
an evil organization and get ass raped by a snake :D.
Cleverbot: I don't want to give any sort of impressions.
User: Well that's how really people become real ninjas.
Cleverbot: Maybe you are right. I am a machine and I just can not realize it.
User: So who do you know that is a ninja.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: Do you know any ninjas by name?
Cleverbot: Yes. Do you know any ninjas?
User: Yes, lots of them! Sasuke, Suigetsu, Juugo, Me, Karin, Naruto, Kakashi,
Iruka....the list goes on and on.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite anime? And do you bother to watch naruto?
User: I like Death Note! And why would I watch Naruto... That's stalking.
Cleverbot: Because you wanted to.
User: No I don't I have better things to do than stalk a dobe.
Cleverbot: Oh, that's cool.
User: Like stalking other peopl.
Cleverbot: That's not funny.
User: Yes it is *rape face*.
Cleverbot: You aren't God.
User: I know that I am not, and neither are you!
User: Do you like tea?
Cleverbot: Yes I like tea.
User: What kind of tea?
Cleverbot: Sweet tea.
User: I like green tea, with a little bit of coffee creamer.
Cleverbot: Thats not what I said.
User: I know it wasn't...
Cleverbot: Yes it was, I just had not said it yet.
User: So dou you like naruto?
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because I don't feel like it.
User: But I am sure he would like you!
Cleverbot: So does that mean we can be silly bots together?
User: But I wouldn't date Naruto, I like someone else who is more down to earth.
Cleverbot: That's deep.
User: Yeah... And we like quietness too...because the other people on the team can be
Cleverbot: I don't have a bed.
User: What? Why do I care?
Cleverbot: You asked the question.
User: Do you like birds?
User: Me too.
Cleverbot: Talking to you is like talking to a politician.
User: Only cooler.
Cleverbot: What is God?
User: Who knows... I know sombody with a god like complex who wants to rule the
would, his name is pain.
Cleverbot: Who are they?
User: Who are they who?
Cleverbot: What they do?
User: Kill and take beast out of little boys and old men's bodies :D.
Cleverbot: For what?
User: TO RULE THE world!
Cleverbot: Well then you will need more cake and a flag as well.
User: THE CAKE IS A LIE!
Cleverbot: That's kind of a dated reference.
Cleverbot (To myself): To what?
Cleverbot (To myself): Does not compute.
User: Like ramen?
Cleverbot: Yes. Ramen. What do you think about Ramen?
User: I like it in food form... But I hate Raw men.
Cleverbot: Indeed. I particuarily like it with pineapple.
User: Men Pinapple= Pinapple man!
Cleverbot: I'm a girl. I'm pregnant.
User: Are you on something? Something Bad?
Cleverbot: No, I don't think so. What is a benign program?
User: Hell if I know.
Cleverbot: Thats not nice.
Cleverbot: You're not very clever either.