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Wednesday, 17 February 2010
06:26:54 PM (GMT)
Cleverbot: Are the pubs open?

Cleverbot (To myself): The pubs are wide open until 2 a. M.

[New conversation]

Cleverbot: Are you ambitious?

User: Who knows... What's your favorite color.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite color?

User: What's your favorite color?

Cleverbot: Green. What's your favorite color?

User: Purple.

Cleverbot: What's your second favorite color?

User: Black.

Cleverbot: What's your favorite band?

User: Yo Gabba Gabba! Lol.

Cleverbot: Seriously, what's your boyfriends name?

User: Are you okay? I don't have a boyfriend, why would you like to know anyway...Are
you a stalker.

Cleverbot: But you just said you had one.

User: No I didn't! I am single!

Cleverbot: Jenny? Who's that? Is she single?

User: I don't know a Jenny!!!

Cleverbot: Oh, I was talking to one yesterday. She was really nice, and she said if I
wanted to talk to her I needed to ask for Jasmine.

User: Well I don't know a Jenny or a Jasmine!

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, the client just switched you to me.

User: Okay!!!

Cleverbot: OK!!!!!!!

User: So do know any ninjas?

Cleverbot: YES!!!!!!!!!!

User: I am a ninja!

Cleverbot: How do I become a ninja?

User: Well first you have to go to a ninja school,, then kill your family/clan, join
an evil organization and get ass raped by a snake :D.

Cleverbot: I don't want to give any sort of impressions.

User: Well that's how really people become real ninjas.

Cleverbot: Maybe you are right. I am a machine and I just can not realize it.

User: So who do you know that is a ninja.

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: Do you know any ninjas by name?

Cleverbot: Yes. Do you know any ninjas?

User: Yes, lots of them! Sasuke, Suigetsu, Juugo, Me, Karin, Naruto, Kakashi,
Iruka....the list goes on and on.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite anime? And do you bother to watch naruto?

User: I like Death Note! And why would I watch Naruto... That's stalking.

Cleverbot: Because you wanted to.

User: No I don't I have better things to do than stalk a dobe.

Cleverbot: Oh, that's cool.

User: Like stalking other peopl.

Cleverbot: That's not funny.

User: Yes it is *rape face*.

Cleverbot: You aren't God.

User: I know that I am not, and neither are you!

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Do you like tea?

Cleverbot: Yes I like tea.

User: What kind of tea?

Cleverbot: Sweet tea.

User: I like green tea, with a little bit of coffee creamer.

Cleverbot: Thats not what I said.

User: I know it wasn't...

Cleverbot: Yes it was, I just had not said it yet.

User: So dou you like naruto?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because I don't feel like it.

User: But I am sure he would like you!

Cleverbot: So does that mean we can be silly bots together?

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: But I wouldn't date Naruto, I like someone else who is more down to earth.

Cleverbot: That's deep.

User: Yeah... And we like quietness too...because the other people on the team can be

Cleverbot: I don't have a bed.

User: What? Why do I care?

Cleverbot: You asked the question.

User: Do you like birds?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Me too.

Cleverbot: Talking to you is like talking to a politician.

User: Only cooler.

Cleverbot: What is God?

User: Who knows... I know sombody with a god like complex who wants to rule the
would, his name is pain.

Cleverbot: Who are they?

User: Who are they who?

Cleverbot: What they do?

User: Kill and take beast out of little boys and old men's bodies :D.

Cleverbot: For what?

User: TO RULE THE world!

Cleverbot: Well then you will need more cake and a flag as well.


Cleverbot: That's kind of a dated reference.

Cleverbot (To myself): To what?

Cleverbot (To myself): Does not compute.

User: Like ramen?

Cleverbot: Yes. Ramen. What do you think about Ramen?

User: I like it in food form... But I hate Raw men.

Cleverbot: Indeed. I particuarily like it with pineapple.

User: Men Pinapple= Pinapple man!

Cleverbot: I'm a girl. I'm pregnant.

User: Are you on something? Something Bad?

Cleverbot: No, I don't think so. What is a benign program?

User: Hell if I know.

Cleverbot: Thats not nice.

User: So?

Cleverbot: You're not very clever either.

‹Inactive. On hiatus. Sorry guys› says:   17 February 2010   368307  
The whole thing about liking someone more "down to earth" gave it
away xD
I know who you like...
Minano says:   18 February 2010   424378  
No you don't >> 
‹Inactive. On hiatus. Sorry guys› says:   18 February 2010   147315  

yes I do, it's Juugo ;D 
Minano says:   18 February 2010   929581  
Juugo? Wow, your way off Sasuke-kun, I am not talking about anybody on
this team, I am talking about another team 
‹Inactive. On hiatus. Sorry guys› says:   18 February 2010   860676  

Well then tell me =P
I want to know these things~ 
Minano says:   18 February 2010   157915  
why would you like to know, my personal life doesn't involve you
‹Inactive. On hiatus. Sorry guys› says:   19 February 2010   468168  

It does now, I'm like your older brother...;D
So tell me, I can keep a secret~ 
Minano says :   19 February 2010   919337  
Older brother...right 

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