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Another survey/quizCategory: (general)
Tuesday, 29 December 2009
10:36:41 PM (GMT)
GO!

"Who are you?"
June Luna Willows.
  
"Can I call you Parrot?"  
No, call me Jelly if you want a nickname.

"Parrot it is."  
F*** YOU!

"Do you like toast?"  
Yeh, ok.

"I like toast."  
Kool, do you like anything on it? I like butter.

"Okay?"  
Okay.

"What time is it?  "
2:24

"Is your clock slow?"  
Which one??

"Why not?"  
Oh, shut up

"Okay.  "
Get it?

"I found a ruler".  
Nice, what are you gonna do with it?

"Wonderful right?"  
Wait, is it a Prada ruler? Then it would be nice.

"How old are you?"  
17, I'll be 18 on Feb. 6th!

"Do you like rap music?"  
Absolutely not.

"I like hip-hop."  
Everyone's entitled to their opinion..... 

"We're gonna start a new section now, ok?"
Groovy.

"I don't care what you think. We're starting a new section. " 
Ready, loser?

IN ONE WORD, PLEASE DESCRIBE... 


"Paris Hilton."  
Bitch

"George Bush. " 
Republican trash

"Polar bears."  
Save them!

"Spaghetti."  
Yes, please.

"Sausages."
No thanks.

"A box full of potatoes."  
For what?

"Mosquitoes."  
My parents are bastards.

"Candy apples. " 
Arthur

"Apples".  
Sure, thanks

"Candy."
What kind?

Here's some more things for you to do. 


"Have you ever had the chicken pox?"  
Yes.

"Why?  "
Jamaica outbreak!

"Oh."  
Yes, now what?

"Really?  "
Move on to something else!

"I see".  
Yeh, thanx.

"What are your thoughts on seashells?  "
They remind me of my years in Jamaica.

"Cactuses? " 
Jannie Harlow's grandma's jokes, 1997.

"Snoop Dogg?"  
Go to hell.

"Do you even know who Snoop Dogg is? "
Yes, a bastard.

"No he isn't Snoopy."  
Snoopy is better. I bet his GRANDMA call(ed) him Snoopy!

"No he's not a dog."  
I'm aware of that.

"He's a dogg."  
You misspelled DOG!

"Double g's."  
Not in the dictionary, moron!

"Can you dance?"  
A little......

"Sing?"  
Possibly.

"Make cake?"  
Yes, and I rock at it!

"Will you make me some cake?  "
No way, I know that you're just mean.

"Thank you."  
You're welcome, twerp.

"Have you ever eaten refried beans?"  
I think so, ok.

"Do you want to?"  
No, I just had lunch

"Are you wearing hand lotion?"  
OMG, how did you know?!

"Foot?"  
No, good try though.

"Hand lotion on your foot?"  
Not today, 5 years ago.

"Can you lick your elbow?"  
Once I did!.

"Did you just try?"  
No

"Did it work?"
Shut up.

"Did you know that ABC's & Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rythm?  "
Everyone who lived in Jamaica in 1997 knows that!

"I bet you just tried to sing them."  
You're wrong

"I'm right, arent I."  
YOU ARE FRIGGIN WRONG!

"Are you wearing a watch?"  
No.

"What time is it now? " 
2:39

"How do you know?  "
Computer, top left next to the magnifying glass icon.

"REALLY? " 
If you've touched a mac, you'd know what I mean

"Okay".  
.....

What do you think of when I say these words: 


"GREEN"  
My toes

"FEATHER" 
Emmett hates feather pillows.
(my boyfriend Emmett!)

"ICE PACK"  
Dora Winifred Read

"T-SHIRT"  
Lucy

"COW"  
Australia, around the corner from the orphanage.

"CROW"  
Window

"WOW"  
You're a shmuck!

"SUNGLASSES"  
Prada


"LEOPARD" 
Betty's orthotics

"GRASSHOPPER " 
Jamaica beaches

"WHEELCHAIR"  
Muscular Dystrophy


"GOLF CART"  
Hatred

"GOKART"  
The Wii

"CANDY CANE"  
Santa Claus

"JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE"  
Kids' Choice Awards, the worst of them all.

"MADONNA"  
Sex Symbol.


"POLICE"  
The Village People

"FIRETRUCK"  
YouTube baby

"MISTLETOE"  
Harry Potter kissing Cho

"BAG"  
Shopping

"BOX"  
Moving to Seattle

"CALCULATOR"  
Chocolate

"BASKET"  
Potatoes

"YARN"  
Baby Zelda's boots

"SACK"  
The Great Depression

"BUTTERFLYE"  
Idiot, you misspelled it!


"CLAY AIKEN"
Who's he, the guy who invented PlayDough?

"SALMON"  
Fish are friends, not food.

"INUKSHUK"  
Cartoons

:SUPERCALAFRAGILISTICEXPIALADOCIOUS"  
CalI not CalA

"More stuff"
Uh-oh.


"Do you know how to say the word in question 97?"  
YESH

"OMG, A HUNDRED QUESTIONS!!!  "
Yay

"How do you feel about that?  "
Whatever, let the bloodbath begin.

"Do I sound like a therapist?  "
No, you sound like Jamie Lee Curtis, cool.

"How does that make you feel?  "
It makes me feel like Alice Cooper without eye makeup! D:

"Are you okay with that?  "
Feeling like Alice Cooper without makeup? NO!

"I don't want to sound like a therapist."
It's up to you, butthead.

"Skinny jeans."  
MTV

"How do you feel about bumble bees?  "
I've been stung many times.

"What about when they sting you? " 
Pah, I'm used to it.

"What if I threw a bee hive at you?  "
I'll sue you.

"Would you get mad?"  
So mad, I'LL SUE YOU!

"I'm sorry".  
Tell it to the judge, bastard!

"Just kidding.  "
That's a perfect alibi, jerk.

"No really, sorry."
Yeh, that'll add more time for you in prison!

"Of course I'm kidding.  "
Yeah, okay, how much is you bond again?

"Do you like this survey?"
Maybe, I just don't like you.

"How does it make you feel?"  
Like I'm gonna be attacked by Chucky.

"Would I make a good therapist?  "
No, you're too much of a pest!

"Did you notice the last few questions?"  
I don't care.

"They got longer and longer and longer right?  "
Oh! Yeah!

"That stops now."  
I see

"Crazy right?"  
Perhaps.

"I know. " 
Fragment, consider reversing.

"Yay.  "
Fragment

"Those got shorter."  
I know.

"I'm aware of that."  
Good for you.

"Are you hungry?"  
No.

"I'm not".  
Good for you.

"Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?:
Yes, EMMY I LOVE YOU!

"Can I be the one you don't have?"  
Absolutely not.

"Do you think I'm a he-she?"  
A hermaphrodite? Interesting.

"Well I'm not."  
Good.

“Who is your favorite actor?  “
Steve Martin, Tom Hanks, Mike Myres

“Actress?  “
Lily Tomlin, Cher, Winona Ryder, 

“Singer?”
Elton John, David Bowie, Annie Lennox, Aretha Franklin.

“Dancer?  “
Charlie, the guy who lived around the corner from the orphanage in Jamaica and he
died in 2003.

“What's your favorite TV show?”
Rugrats, Dog the Bounty Hunter, Spongebob,  


“Is this survey too long? “ 
YES!

“Deal with it.”  
Fine


“Do you use stencils to write your letters? “ 
Not recently.

“Righty or lefty?”  
I’m a bothy!

“Don't you just find the name "BZOINK" amusing?”  
Who’s BZOINK?

“It sounds like you're hitting your head.” 
How do you know?

“Omg, stop hitting your head.”  
Mind your own business, @#$%^&

“What do you think about platypuses?”  
They’re cute.

“Kangaroos?”  
I saw one frolic in Australia, it’s adorable!

“Oops I did it again..”  
Oh no, I’m answering Britney Spears’s questions! D:

“I played with your heart..”  
Aha! Proof that I’m talking to a lady who used to be a baldie on purpose!

“Got lost in the game.. “ 
I’m aware of that, shut up now.

“Oh baby baby. “ 
Do you want to hold Zelda? BECAUSE YOU CAN’T!!!!!!

“Do you know what those last 4 questions were?”
Yes.

“They were lyrics.”  
I know.

“To an old Britney Spears song.”  
I know, and it seems YOU are Britney Spears because you’re annoying, and mean, and
a bad singer.

"Oops I did it again".  
Yes.

“What color socks are you wearing?”  
Pink

“Do they have any holes in them?”
No, they’re new

A LITTLE NORMALNESS IN HERE. 


“When's your birthday?”  
2/6/1992

“Are you surprised that I'm being normal for once?”
Maybe

“Do you have any pets?”  
Sadly, no.

“Want any?”  
Yes.

“What's your favorite food?”  
Chinese :D

“Fave survey?”  
Definitely not this one

“(You should say, "THIS ONE!") “ 
NEVER!

“Do you have MSN?  “
No, and I don’t want one.

“Can I have it?”  
No way.

“I don't want it.”  
Good.

“Did you think you were that special? “ 
No.

“Well, you're not.”  
Neither are you to me!

Randomness has returned. *Starts new section*  


“Normal-ness doesn't last long.” 
Apparently.

“Are YOU random? “ 
Yes, but people tend to LIKE it!

“If you answered no, why are you doing this survey?”  
I said yes, remember?

“Guess what, it has 200 questions.”  
Really? I must be very bored.

“Why?”
Is this one of those questions that you’d ask me but you already know the answer?
Humf!

“Cause I want it to!”  
Aha! You DO know the answer to the last one!

“Do you eat McDonalds?”  
Sometimes

“It's bad for you, you know.”  
I know.

“I eat McDonalds.”  
And it’s bad for you.

“It's hard to resist, you know?”  
not really

“But I'm not fat.”  
Yes, but you’re mean

“Really.”  
OK!

“Are you?”  
Nope, always skinny.

“Too personal?”  
MAYBE

“I won't read your replies anyway.”  
Fine

“I wish I could.”  
Well, if you want to, do it.

“Nah, nevermind.”  
GR8

“That's too time consuming.”  
So is this quizzz

“OMG, it's almost over!”  
YAY!

“BAND-AID.”  
No thanks, I’m fine.

“Band-aid's are brand named.”  
I know, but you are so dumb you forgot to put the ® there!

"I am stuck on Band-Aid Brand,”  
O REALLY?

“Cause Band-Aid helps heal me!"  
Yes, they do. That’s a commercial.

“It's a commercial.”  
I know, and you do too.

“On TV.”  
I saw it on a billboard once!

“BYE”.
FINALLY!


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