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Escaped convictCategory: jokes
Sunday, 6 December 2009
06:38:48 AM (GMT)
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to
look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed
and ties him to a chair... While tying the girl to the bed, he gets on top of her,
kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the
husband whispers to his wife, "Listen this guy's an escaped convict - look at his
clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I
saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do
whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is
probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love
you." To which the wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my
ear. He told me he was gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I
told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you, too."

badboy22 says:   6 December 2009   379312  
u rock dude!!!!
Klyv says:   6 December 2009   531436  
Very funny hey!
badboy22 says :   7 December 2009   347177  
Be strong honey!


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